jokes
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what
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100

what does a zombie vegetarian eat

grains

100

when was the last time you cried 

____________


100

what planet is closest to the sun 

mercury "have fun melting "🌋

100

who was  the 7 U.S president 

Andrew Jackson 

100

when you spawn 2 animals next to each other will one of the animals eat the other one 


depends on the animal 

200

why cant a nose be 12 inches long?

because then it would be a foot

200

when did perseverance land

(mars rover)

Feb 18 2021

200

what is the hottest planet 

Jupiter 

200

who can answer this 

10x6-36x2-7+9-2x5+50

(if you get this correct you will get 1000 points so use your brain )

30

200

when was the last time you had soup for dinner 

lucky you :c

300

when does a joke become a dad joke?

when it becomes apparent 

300

when will  tomorrow come

never because it will become today

300

is mars cold or hot 

cold 

300

who is the best soccer player 

duh its me 

300

9+4x5-6-3-2x7-9+7

4

you will get 600 points if you get this right 

400

why did the gym close down?


it just didn't work out 

400

when did perseverance launch 

(mars rover) 

July 30 2020

400

what is world war 2

a war

400

who is the author of hardy boys secret files 

Franklin W. Dixon 

400

which of the following is a real game 

~ Pokémon art academy

~Adventure time duel of the kingdom

~ legend of Zelda rise of the legends

Pokémon art academy 


500

don't accept friend requests from taco bell________

they're nacho friend

500

when was the super bowl 

that must be a powerful bowl  how many criminals has he caught jk

February 7 

500

what is the capital of Germany

Berlin 


500

who made these questions 

if you answered these questions yesterday pls give someone else a chance 

not me because they where thought of before i was born 

500

what animal has the biggest heart 

Me i am very kind 

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