Movie plots, but dumb
Grumpy emo girl ponders whether to make love to a dog or a corpse
Twilight
How was Joey's nose broken?
It got smashed by Lawrence's cranium during a basketball game
Launched in 2012, this dating app has people swiping in 190 countries, and 40 languages.
Tinder
Name three of the four causes of infectious diseases
Possible answers: Bacteria, Viruses, Fungi, Parasites
"Boom Boom Pow" by this group satisfied onomatopoeic cravings in 2009
The Black Eyed Peas
Boy spends seven years being a third wheel.
Harry Potter
List Joey's top 4 sports to watch, play, and follow.
1. Baseball
2. Football
3. Basketball
4. Hockey
Like Facebook, but for finding jobs and making business connections.
The number one cause of rabies in the US comes from which animal?
Bats
Not the similarly named video app, this song made it to the top in 2010
Tik Tok by Ke$ha
A guy kisses a dead body while seven other dudes watch.
Snow White
This retired professional baseball player almost hit me with their car
Mariano Rivera
Hey, can you pay me $50? Better yet, can you transfer it to me using this app owned by PayPal?
Venmo
This state had the first Covid case in the country
Washington
"Girls hit your hallelujah" for this 2015 collaboration between Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars
Uptown Funk
Girl wakes up with a stranger in her bed, but it's ok because he's hot
Sleeping Beauty
In 2017, Westchester County named a day after me for being a good teammate, and certainly not for my athletic ability. What day is "Joe Petti Day?"
April 23rd
You can listen to your favorite music from across the nation on this app, whose logo features a part of the body.
iHeart Radio
On average, _____% of people that have the disease lupus are female
90%
WHAM! took the top spot in 1985 with "Careless Whisper." Three years later, this lead singer had "Faith"
George Michael
A family's first Airbnb experience goes terribly wrong
The Shining
In the summer of 2020, Joey was diagnosed with this condition (that he has since recovered from), that causes paralysis of the face.
Bell's Palsy
Can't get to Costco? Use this app that sends shoppers for you.
Instacart
Asthma effects 1 in every ______ children under the age of 18
15
All the boys they say "que soy buena" when they hear this song from 1996
Macarena