FUNNY BUSINESS
SHAPELY SPEECH
BILLBOARD NO. 1 SONG OF THE YEAR
KEEPING IT 100
TAKING YOUR MEASURE
6-LETTER DOUBLE G WORDS
ANIMAL ETYMOLOGY
100

(Hi I'm Kevin Hart.) July 6 2017 was officially Kevin Hart Day in this Northeastern city of my birth; they even unveiled a giant mural of my face on a cheesesteak diner near where I grew up

PHILADELPHIA

100

Pay an airline for your flight there & back & you've bought this kind of ticket

ROUND TRIP

100

Boom Boom Pow by this leguminous group satisfied onomatopoeic musical cravings in 2009


THE BLACK EYED PEAS

100

For water it's 100 degrees Celsius

BOILING POINT

100

To the Romans it was a distance of 1000 paces

A MILE

100

To move a doorknob to & for with short quick jerks

JIGGLE

100

No surprise this animal's name is from Greek for 8-footed

THE OCTOPUS

200

Will Ferrell played an Icelander in a 2020 Netflix comedy that sends up this song contest


EUROVISION

200

A nourishing repast is referred to in this boxy way

A SQUARE MEAL

200

Girls hit your hallelujah for this 2015 collaboration between Mark Ronson & Bruno Mars

UPTOWN FUNK

200

In 1958 this trade magazine launched the Hot 100 the gold standard for ranking popular songs

BILLBOARD

200

Cheers! An imperial one is .568 liters 

A PINT

200

To bicker over a price

HAGGLE

200

From Malay for man of the forest this primate lives in the tropical rain forests of Sumatra

THE ORANGUTAN

300

Last One Laughing hosted by this Sydney-born funny woman pits comics against one another trying to make each other laugh

REBEL WILSON

300

An expansion of the West Wing in 1909 gave William Howard Taft this presidential room of power

THE OVAL OFFICE

300

Not the similarly named video app this song made it to the top in 2010 for Ke$ha

TIK TOK

300

This NBA center's 1962 scoring record of 100 points in a single game still stands today

WILT CHAMBERLAIN

300

The unit abbreviated MJ is used to describe the heft of extrasolar planets & other astronomical bodies--M is for mass J is for this

JUPITER

300

This music style blends Calypso & rhythm & blues mon

REGGAE

300

The reindeer also goes by this Native American name meaning shoveler of snow from its habit of shoving snow aside to feed

THE CARIBOU

400

Starting way back in 2003 (& still going strong) he's the longest-tenured cast member of Saturday Night Live

KENAN THOMPSON

400

A loosely defined region in the western part of the North Atlantic Ocean where a number of aircraft and ships are said to have disappeared under mysterious circumstances.  

The Bermuda Triangle 

400

WHAM! took the top spot in 1985 with Careless Whisper; 3 years later this singer had Faith

GEORGE MICHAEL

400

In a non leap year the 100th day falls on this date

APRIL 10TH

400

In 2018 it was decided to retire physical objects like the one seen here as the standard of this metric unit of measure

A KILOGRAM

400

Is this a short swordlike weapon used for stabbing which I see before me?

A DAGGER

400

Though it's really a mammal its name is from Latin for pig fish


PORPOISE 

500

This comedian displayed his drama chops in A Star is Born playing Bradley Cooper's longtime friend

DAVE CHAPPELLE

500

This 3-dimensional figure of influence refers to the range of one nation's control over foreign territory

A SPHERE

500

All the boys they say que soy buena when they hear this tune tops from 1996

MACARENA

500

Featured on the $100 Canadian Bill, Sir Robert Borden served as this number, prime minister in Canadian History

EIGTH

500

The poise is a measure of this a fluid's resistance to flow

VISCOSITY

500

It's a Scottish pudding laddie if ye like yer pudding wi' meat!

HAGGIS

500

Though wide awake now this critter is thought to get the first part of its name from a word for sleep

A DORMOUSE

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