Animals
I live in the Savanna and Im a big cat
What is a Lion?
We are all yellow
Who are The Simpsons?
I used to make a lot of noise when getting online
What is a modem?
What are keys?
I was a mexican president for more than 30 years
Who is Porfirio Diaz?
I live in your house and I'm too small, but I can steal your food
What is a mouse?
I am very smart and my family doesnt understand me
Who is Malcolm in the Middle?
You can upload just one photo per day
What is fotolog?
You use it to clean your hair while showering
What is shampoo?
I just died being the Queen's husband
Who was prince Phillip?
I can be your company if you live alone
What is a dog?
Jack was suppossed to be my lover but now he is dead in the cold sea.
What is Titanic?
You better save well your password or I can have them
What is a hacker?
You need 1 or 2 in the morning so you can have more energy
What is coffe?
I commanded the greatest army in the world
Who was Napoleon?
My neck is soooo long
What is a giraffe?
A big asteroid is going to crash the Earth but my son in law and I can fix it
What is Armaggedon?
Watch me play for hours
What is streaming?
You can put your things on me
What is a table?
All of my mates and I dont exist anymore :(
What were Dinosaurs?
I can sleep for months. That's why I need to eat a lot in summer.
What is a Bear?
Im a duck, but also a vampire
Who is Count Duckula?
You can express yourself in any way you want, ok no, I regret, only in the only ways I want.
What is Facebook?
You can wear them to walk silently
What are sandals?
I used to rip women on the streets at night
Who was Jack the Ripper?