Riddles you probably heard before
If a plane crashes on the border between the United States and Canada, where do they bury the survivors?
why would you bury the survivors?
How was it possible that every single person in an airplane crash died, but two people survived?
the married couple because everyone else was "single"
What word is spelled incorrectly in every single dictionary?
incorrectly
There are three important rooms in a house. The first one is filled with money. The second one is filled with important papers. The third one is filled with jewelry. One day all of these rooms burst into fire. Which room did the policemen put out the fire in first?
none police do not put out fires
What starts with “e” and ends with “e” but only has one letter in it?
envelope!
What is it that if you have, you want to share me, and if you share, you do not have?
a secret shhhhhhhhhhhhh
Some months have 31 days, others have 30 days, but how many have 28 days?
every single month has at least 28 days!
What is it that lives if it is fed, and dies if you give it a drink?
FIREE
If you have a bowl with six apples and you take away four, how many do you have?
four; the ones you took
How can a girl go 25 days without sleep?
she sleeps every night!
If you had only one match and entered a dark room containing an oil lamp, some kindling wood, and a newspaper, which would you light first?
the match or else you couldn't light anything!
“The attorney is my brother,” testified the accountant. But the attorney testified he did not have a brother. Who is lying?
wow couldn't the accountant be a girl?
What never asks a question but gets answered all the time?
your telephone
How do you make the number one disappear?
add a g and its gone!
How many seconds are there in a year?
Twelve. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc.
How did the boy kick his soccer ball ten feet, and then have it come back to him on its own?
he kicked it up
What do you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?
easy! a chair a bed and a toothbrush! did i get ya?
What will you actually find at the end of every rainbow?
the letter w
Thanks to me, you can see straight through the wall. What am I?
a window!
How could a man go outside in the pouring rain without protection, and not have a hair on his head get wet?
he was bald and didn't have any hair!
Who is bigger, Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, or their baby?
there baby his name is "little bigger!"
What can run but not walk?
rain drops