On-screen Teachers
Famous Teachers
Teacher Sayings
Student Sayings
Jokes kids tell
100

"Bueller? Bueller?"

Economics teacher from, "Ferris Bueller's Day Off."

100

This rocker taught in Harlem for 6 months as the band was coming together. As soon as the band took off, he kissed this gig goodbye!

Gene Simmons- KISS

100

"1, 2, 3 ________"

Eyes on Me!

100

Is it _____ yet?

Lunch

100

What do clouds wear under their raincoat?

Thunderwear

200

John Kimble is a detective who goes undercover as a teacher and is quickly in over his head in this movie.

Kindergarten Cop

200

Before his band was buzzing, this artist was a primary school teacher and soccer coach in England.

Sting

200

"You need to show ___ ___."

Your Work

200

Is this for a _______ ?

Grade

200

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left to school?

Bison!

300

This free-spirited teacher took her students on unbelievable adventures using magical transport.

Ms. Frizzle from, "The Magic School Bus."

300

This famous author created a magical world loved by millions while teaching ESL classes during the day in Portugal.

J. K. Rowling

300

Use your __________ voices."

Inside

300

I ______ my homework!

forgot

300

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding half a worm.

400

This teacher was never seen and was only heard through the ears of her students with, "Wahwahwah, wahwah, wahwa."

Ms. Othmar from Peanuts

400

Before he made it big in the ring, this famous action star taught gym class to make extra money as a student in Switzerland.

Sylvester Stallone

400
"Write in complete _____."

Sentences

400

But, he ___________ it!

started
400

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7, 8, 9.

500

English teacher John Keating inspires his students to look at poetry with a different perspective of authentic knowledge and feelings in this movie.

Dead Poets Society

500

This famous inventor was inspired to create the telephone while working as a teacher for the deaf.

Alexander Graham Bell

500

Is it ________ yet?

Friday


500

The sub never __________ that to us!

gave

500

Why can't you hear a Pteradactyl using the restroom?

Because the "P" is silent.

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