Who served as the 12th dean of the McCombs School of Business and now replaced your daddy?
Who is Jay Hartzell?
If you haven’t read Infinite Jest, you aren’t in this program.
What is Plan II?
A generational war almost broke out because of this saying
What is Ok, Boomer?
The first person you should go to when you have any questions and is literally the best advisor ever
Who is Dr. Corson?
The other big Texas school that loves to give thumbs up
What is Texas A&M?
This newly appointed professor is really ALRIGHT on the eyes ;).
Who is Matthew McConaughey?
This program has only 6 girls.
What are Turing's scholars?
Act out the best meme that represents 2020-2021
(dog sitting calm in fire) but anything should work
I don’t have a car, and this is my only transportation because it’s free.
What is Metro?
It is 7:30 pm on a Friday Night and this school still sucks!
What is OU?
This spirit group is in charge of bringing BEVO to the games!
What is Silver Spurs?
This program has alumni in poverty.
What is Polymathic Scholars
She would love to talk to your manager
Who is Karen?
I can’t find the honors office. Where is the honors lounge?
Where is Painter 5th Floor?
The referee’s love this school.
What is LSU?
This animal was UT's first mascot
What is a white dog named Pig Belmont.
This program has planned their medical school career before gaining admittance to UT.
What is HSS
The sound you make when you point to the inner part of your elbow.
What is sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh?
Where are other people? The orgs stopped tabling.
What are Polymathic Events?
What is HornsLink?
Where is the Union Underground?
Where is Greg Center?
This school has failed to gain football relevance after Tom Herman left them and came to UT.
What is UH?
This UT athlete gained national fame after a hit song.
Who is Mo Bamba?
The members of this program are attached at the hip -- all of them!
What are Dean's Scholars
Jared is 19 and lacks this skill.
What is reading?
I can study here late at night (and maybe cry a little)
Where is PCL?
We wish we had the street cred like this public “Ivy”!!!
What is UC Berkeley?