Dad Jokes
Who is the most lonely billionaire
Alone musk
Maine
The Maine lobster
There is a bunny and Jesus rises on this holiday
Easter
Which one of Santa's reindeer can be seen on Valentines day?
Cupid
3\4 = 15\20?
true
How does Lady Gaga like her sushi?
Raw raw raw raw raw
Texas
BBQ, live music, hot temperatures
This is the holiday made to scare you
Halloween
You have me today, Tomorrow you'll have more; As your time passes, I'm not easy to store; I don't take up space, But I'm only in one place; I am what you saw, But not what you see. What am I?
Memories
356 - 56
A) 56
B) 300
C) 3
D) 3,000
B) 300
What is the scariest tree
BamBOO!
Mississippi
magnolias, catfish, bluegrass music, and southern charm
There is a made up guy who eats cookies and gives presents to little kids on this holiday
Christmas
I have a little house in which I live all alone. It has no doors or windows, and if I want to go out I must break through the wall. What am I?
A chick in an egg
48 plus 795
A) 795
B) 845
C) 834
D) 843
D) 843
My wife and I let astrology get between us
It Taurus apart
West Virginia
scenic mountain beauty
This Holiday is about love and chocolate
Valentines Day
How many gold coins can a leprechaun throw in an empty pot?
One. After that, it’s no longer empty
67 x 472
A) 31,624
B) 32,784
C) 31,456
D) 23,829
A) 31,624
Where do you find a cow with no legs
Wherever you left it
Rhode Island
making silverware and fine jewelry
On this holiday we set fireworks and celebrate our independence
4th of July
A father and son were in a car accident where the father was killed. The ambulance brought the son to the hospital. He needed immediate surgery. In the operating room, a doctor came in and looked at the little boy and said I can't operate on him he is my son. Who is the doctor?
The Mother
111,112 divided by 2 =?
A) 11112
B) 55556
C) 66665
D) 77778
B) 55556