Dad Jokes
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
This was missing from the first Thanksgiving feast?
Turkey
The hideout under the house was called the
Shh
What 2 colors make orange
Red and yellow
A chameleon is a
Reptile
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow?
It is either one or the udder!
How long did the first Thanksgiving last?
3 days
We go to this sport game together
A's baseball game
What 2 colors make purple..
Red and blue
A whale is a
Mammal
What did the mama cow say to the calf?
It’s pasture bedtime!
Has Thanksgiving always been the last week of November?
No
The moms have fallen off of these water craft items
Paddleboard
What 2 colors make green
Yellow and blue
A shark is a
Fish
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Fast food
True or false: Eating turkey makes you tired.
False
In the covid year we spent this holiday at the Koenigs house.
Halloween
What colors make brown
All of them
A dove is a
Bird
What do call cheese that is not yours?
Nacho Cheese!
Where was the first Thanksgiving in the U.S.?
Plymouth, Massachusetts
Almost ever time we go over to the Charbonneaus house we play with these building item
Legos
What 2 colors make teal
Blue and Green
A koala is a
Marsupial