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Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs from?
From an eggplant!
I can't talk but will reply when spoken to?
Your echo
I'm an excellent to taste but horrible to smell what am I?
Your tongue
Mary has four daughters and each of her daughters has a brother how many children does Mary have?
Five each daughter has the same brother
What is a cows favorite texture?
Smooooth
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to Chick-fil-A
What's an Easter Bunny's favorite vegetable?
An eggplant
What kind of jokes do eggs tell?
Egg yolks!
What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel
What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin
How do you send Easter greetings?
By hare mail
Why can't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he got no bones or skin or blood
I have legs but I cannot walk what am I?
A chair
What do lemons drink when they're sick?
Lemonade
What's the richest nut?
cash-ew
What has many ears but cannot hear?
Corn
When I'm right I'm green when you eat me I'm red and when you spit me out I am black what am I?
A watermelon
How many letters are in the alphabet?
29
How many months in the year have 28 days?
All of them!
You'll find me in Mercury, Earth ,Mars and Jupiter but not in Venus or Neptune what am I?
The letter r
What walks with five legs in the morning two legs in the afternoon and three legs at night?
Baby in the morning a normal person in the afternoon and an old person
at night
What has four eyes but can't see?
Mississippi
What do you get when you put peanut butter in a cup and throw it out at recess?
Reese's peanut butter cups!
What is always in front of you and you can see it?
Your shadow