Christmas Movie by Quote
Fragile
I never thought I’d say this, but I think I ate too much bone marrow
Dwight
Oh… uh… hey there. Get back Katie
Jim
Stanley came from this state
Georgia
2nd US president, had a son that would take over not long after
John Adams
The thing about trains, it doesn’t matter where they’re going. What matters is deciding to get on
The Polar Express
I’m glad Michael’s getting help. He has a lot of issues, and he’s stupid
Phyllis
Bugaaaaaak
Amanda
We got Stanley this month of the year
January
The only president to ever resign
Richard Nixon
Nobody’s walking out on this fun, old fashioned family Christmas
National Lampoons Christmas Vacation
I got six numbers… one more and it would’ve been a complete phone number
Kevin
You guys wanna come over to play video games?
Eric
This was Stanley’s old name
Shadow
The most recent father and son presidents
George HW Bush and George Bush
Merry Christmas you filthy animal
Home Alone 2
If I don’t have some cake soon… I might die
Stanley
This guy can help you see a half moon during day or night
Buttcrack
This is the town we picked up Stanley in
Livingston
The only president to drop one in front of the pope
Biden
I feel like a dog in a Chinese oven
Jingle All the Way
Fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice, strike three
Michael
Let me get back inside, before they see me
Ali with an I
My baby’s birthday
December 8th
The third president, also the first to live in the White House and wrote the Declaration of Independence
Thomas Jefferson