Dad Jokes
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!
This famous American was the first President of the United States.
Who is George Washington?
Jim put this item in jello during the first episode.
What is a stapler?
This is the largest planet in the solar system.
What is Jupiter?
These are the three words in Groots language.
What is "I am Groot"?
Why did the girl throw the clock out the window?
She wanted to see time fly!
These are 3 of the original 13 colonies.
What are Virginia, Connecticut, New York, Rhode Island, New Jersey, Massachusetts, Georgia, New Hampshire, North Carolina, South Carolina, Delaware, Maryland, and Pennsylvania
Michael wore this accessory while intimidating a prisoner. (Include color)
What is a purple bandana?
This is how long it takes earth to rotate on its axis once.
What is one day/24 hours?
This Avenger sacrifices his life in Avengers Endgame.
Who is Iron Man (Tony Stark)?
What did the plate say to the other plate?
Tonight dinner is on me!
This U.S. President has spent the longest amount of time in office.
Who is Franklin Roosevelt? (4,422 days!)
This is the best pizza place in Scranton?
What is Alfredo’s Pizza Cafe?
This is what season is it in the southern hemisphere when it is fall in the northern hemisphere.
What is spring?
This is the name of the special metal in Wakanda.
What is Vibranium?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
To get his quarter back!
These are the Unalienable Rights of all Americans.
What are Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness?
This is the collective name of the kids that Michael promised to pay for their college tuitions.
What is Scott's Tots?
This star is directly above the North Pole throughout the year.
What is Polaris?
This is the company that Peter Parker worked for.
What is the Daily Bugle?
How do mice floss?
With string cheese!
This is most common state in which presidents have been born.
Where is Virginia (William Henry Harrison, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, James Monroe, Zachary Taylor, John Tyler, George Washington and Woodrow Wilson.)
Dwight keeps this item in his car for special occasions.
What are Birkenstocks?
In the Northern hemisphere there are 12 hours of daylight and 12 hours of darkness on these dates. (Name either)
What is March 21st or September 23rd? (Equinox)
This is Thors' last name.
What is Odinson?