Steamy Reviews
This 2019 dating simulator was comissioned by a restaurant chain
"Cannot have gay s3x with the man, bad game"
I Love You, Colonel Sanders!
Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen 1975
I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening
Nintendo's Mascot
"Wahoo"
Mario
This fried dough snack from Spain and Portugal shares a name with my cat
Churro
First to post in shower thoughts
Matt
This 2004 FPS developed by Valve is described as
"gabe time traveled to rip off skibidi toilet"
Half-Life 2
Hakuna Matata - Elton John & Tim Rice 1994
Hakuna matata, what a wonderful phrase
Hakuna matata, ain't no passin' craze
It means no worries for the rest of your days
Sega's Mascot
"Gotta go fast"
Sonic the Hedgehog
This 2020 fantasy is my current favorite anime
Frieren
First person to have an emoji made of their face
Riley
This MMORPG published by Bethesda in 2014 is reviewed as
"boring after 10k hours"
The Elder Scrolls Online
Firework - Katy Perry 2010
You just gotta ignite the light, and let it shine
Just own the night like the 4th of July
'Cause, baby, you're a firework
Frosted Flakes
"They're gr-r-eat!"
Tony the Tiger
I'm not a furry, BUT, hypothetically what character
Krystal the Fox
First person to post a selfie in the fashion channel
Andrew
This 2020 RPG psychological horror indie game is described as
"this game punched me, pat my head, gave me a cookie, then shot me. 10/10.
Omori
I Want It That Way - Backstreet Boys 1999
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a mistake
One of the mascots for Looney Toons
"That's all folks!"
Porky Pig
My sister shares a first name with this Fox television host
Laura
First person to post in the no-mic chat
Zak
This 2024 open-world survival game made by Inflexion Games is described as
"This game is basically what if Mary Poppins was strapped?"
Nightingale
Blinding Lights - The Weeknd 2020
"I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights
No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch"
I said, ooh, I'm drowning in the night
One of Sony's Playstation 1 Mascots
Neither him or his dragonfly companion talk
Spyro the Dragon
This British synthwave band was my most listened to band on Spotify in 2024
Gunship
First person to post in the shitposting chat
Caleb