Rhyme Time
A fat-free monarch
a lean queen
A venue for volleys & lobs where violators of military law are prosecuted
a tennis court-martial
I have sufficiently prepared my home for the welcoming of an African mammal, with an average weight of 2,900 to 3,300 pounds
I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas
This knight was so plump his belly was equal to pi times his diameter
Sir Cumference
On a cold wintry night, warm up with a traditional hot buttered this drink
rum
A hex even more heinous than the last
a worse curse
Actor lookalike who does the dangerous action scenes as an iconic red London vehicle
a stunt double decker (bus)
Given the choice of every single item on the face of the planet, my only gift request is the person who I am singing to.
All I want for christmas is you
He told everyone of his skills for when Britain became even more anarchic, like finding food & shelter & making fires in the wild
Sir Vivalist
Ilchester is a cheese created in 1962 by adding this potent potable to Cheddar
beer
Feeble Athenian stream
a weak greek creek
A newspaper cartoon disrobes to play a card game
comic strip poker
During the current yuletide season, I will attempt to profess my love to a more qualified partner.
Last Christmas
For a boundary dispute with a rival king, King Arthur called on this knight equipped to settle the issue
Sir Veyor
Gusano Rojo is a popular brand of this tequila relative known for sometimes having a worm in the bottle
mescal
Jargon for the "parlor" game in which players mark off numbers on a card
bingo lingo
US capital newspaper-caused psychological pain following an event of actual or threatened bodily harm
the Washington Post traumatic stress disorder
Mr. Claus, have I mentioned how handsome you are? That red hat really works wonders on you. Also, can I please have diamond jewelry and a fancy car?
Santa Baby
This knight had rhythm! Though sadly more to do with 24-hour time periods than with music
Sir Cadian
This type of booze is also a letter in the NATO phonetic alphabet
Whisky
Someone more rapid of movement when he begins fly fishing
a faster caster
Crockett & Tubbs vie with Gamby & Russell for a new school position
Miami Vice Principals
The story of an explorer with a natural gift for navigation, ostracized by his peers, who became a legend thanks to a nasal abnormality.
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
He always took the kind of route named for him--6 hours of twists & turns for what should be a 2-hour ride back to Camelot
Sir Pentine (Sir Cuitous)
This yellow-green liqueur is made by Carthusian monks
Chartreuse