Dad Jokes
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Because they'd crack each other up.
This biology teacher played football at Southern Utah University
Morty!
"I'm gonna take my horse to the old town ____.
Road
“Why so serious?”
The Dark Knight
The first Disney princess ever.
Snow White
I used to hate facial hair . . .
But then it grew on me.
This former professional basketball player played basketball at EHS, BYU and was drafted #2 in the NBA to the 76ers.
Shawn Bradley
"Cause baby you're a ____ / Come on, show 'em what you're worth."
Firework
On Wednesdays We Wear Pink
Mean Girls
This fruit has its seeds on the outside.
Strawberries
Want to hear a construction joke?
I'm still working on it
1962 These two high school were consolidated into what we now know as Emery High School.
North and South Emery
With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
Nirvana
You're killin me Smalls
The Sandlot
The best selling video game console of all time.
PS2
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet..
I don't know Y
1998
"Just a small-town girl / Livin’ in a lonely world..."
Journey
“With great power comes great responsibility.”
The first man to walk on the moon.
Neil Armstrong
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Cause she'd let it go.
Ferd
"Back in black / I hit the sack / I've been too long, I'm glad to be _____"
Back
"I'm gonna steal the Declaration of Independence."
National Tresure
How many NBA Championships did Michael Jordan win with the Chicago Bulls?