Nouns
If tomorrow is Monday and yesterday was Wednesday, if I walk my dog on a mountain in the ocean then what food is Joe Biden eating on Halloween in 1856?
27
Who won the superbowl in 3054?
The Lakers - the red sox
On the 89th day of August after my dog had kittens and my refrigerator ran away so if my mom was born in 2098 and my little sister was a hamster then what is the fourth day of the week?
Jenna Ortega
What is three hours before 7:45
4:45
Where is Nebraska if the Nazis invaded Germany on Wednesday and stole a cat from an old lady because 2+2=22?
Bacon egg and cheese biscuit
When is your bedtime if you walk you pet catfish on a Thursday because you fed your little sister to your dog on Monday so what is the square root of 11?
Donald Trump eating tacos
When is the World series on may 11th 2039?
!954
3 - 2 + 3 - 2= ?
Bounty "the quicker picker upper"
If Jane is Hitler's great granddaughter and rock can fly then what temperature do birds cook spaghetti?
Turtle
How many Is are is the state beside alabama
4
What is 11 times 2
22
Who would win Miami Heat vs Orlando Magic?
Thursday
What is Whitney Houston's middle name?
Elizabeth
You can't remember what you've forgotten
Jackson Valladares
What's my favorite color
I'm literally colorblind therefore I do not feel obligated to have a favorite color.
If I had lunch with Abraham Lincoln last Tuesday when my pet rock commited suicide how many 4s are in Peppa Pig?
White
Why is your shoe untied?
Because your gay
When is my half birthday
Halfway to my birthday
If my pencil lost it's eraser then what does my fish eat on the 22nd thursday of the 70th month of the day?
11 divided by 14
If the world exploded yesterday then we were at the store tomorrow because last night we went back in time to 7061 then what is the answer to the math problem on page two of my social studies book?
Jesus is always the answer
When is tomorrow if Blue's clues ate my homework and my dog learned to play piano in 1886?
8
Which of Taylor Swift's songs is a love/breakup song?
Trick Question: All of them
When my pet raccoon got glasses after my kid went to the vet because my car had rabies then how are you today?
Raccoon
Guns?
Absolutely
True or False:
Bananas are purple and Strawberries are yellow
How would I know?