Jokes
What do you call a mountain full of cats?
What word is spelled wrong in the dictionary?
Wrong
What goes up and never comes down
Your age
r
o
road
a
d
Stand
I
I understand
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because it made him look like he had hares
There's a one story house with yellow walls and yellow doors what colour will the stairs be?
There are no stairs
Knee
Lights
Neon lights
Tessmalltine
Small intestine
Man
Board
Man over board
Why did the snake get beatings?
Because is parents had a hissing fit
What is always in front of you but can't be seen?
The future
Can you deciphier this phrase
s
d
n
a
h
Hands up
Aged Aged Aged
Middle aged
Time go go
Time to go
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken wasn't born yet
I am as light as a feather yet the strongest person can't hold me for more than 5 minutes. What am I?
Your breath
What words do the three rebuses in the following story represent?
Once upon a time lived a girl on a
S+&+E beach. She had a F+8+L disease. One day she was walking around the *-S road when she came to a man who cured her!
1. Sandy
2. Fatal
3. tar (star-s)
XQQQQME
Excuse me
META
META
META
META
Metaphor
You see a boat fill of people yet there isn't a single person on board, how's that possible?
Everyone is married
A man was outside in the rain without an umbrella, how's this possible?
He was bald
What is Black when you get it, red when you use it and white when you're down with it?
Coal
nowhere
He's in the middle of no where
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Long time no see