Since 2014 Michael Che & Colin Jost have co-hosted this "SNL" sendup of TV news programs
Weekend Update
Take this toy I use to "walk the dog"; I tried that "warp drive" trick, & now I'm in traction
Yo-Yo
It's just side pork that's been cured & smoked
Bacon
One of the few Asian nations to escape imperialism, its flag took the colors of liberty used by its allies in World War I
Thailand
I'm antireligious, but I prayed when this blew out at 90 miles per hour
Antireligious
This "SNL" character who is most definitely his own thing starred in a Halloween special in 2017; any questions?!
David S. Pumpkins
Take this crossbar with 2 U-shaped pieces; my oxen are on strike, & they refuse to wear it
Yoke
Pears available in winter include the Bosc & this one
Barlett
Samoa's flag includes stars that represent this constellation
The Southern Cross
The evangelical Protestant claimed to have seen a cherub, a type of this
Evangelical
This "SNL" icon: "N.Y.'s hottest club is whimsy... this place has everything ... kufi hats, congas, MTV's Dan Cortese..."
Stefon
Take this pack animal I brought back from Asia; it grunts so much I can't sleep at night
Yak
Resembling tiny heads of cabbage, these are referenced as being in Belgium as early as the 13th century
Brussel Sprouts
The historic arms of Dubrovnik are included on this Balkan country's red, white & blue-striped flag
Croatia
If the Low countries were cut off from other anesthetics, this could be used in the Netherlands
Netherlands
He debuted the character of Wayne Campbell with a "shwing!" & a prayer on "SNL" in 1989
Mike Myers
Please take my "Learn to" do this CD; if I hear "Alpine Honeymoon" one more time, I'll go bananas
Yodel
How about a Caprese salad: fresh mozzarella, tomatoes & this herb
Basil
From 1748 to 1814, this nation flew the Danish flag; it added a dark blue cross within the white cross on the red field in 1821
Norway
The employees commiserated about the avariciousness of the boss--he really is a this
Commiserated
In a real "Celebrity Jeopardy!" game, this "SNL" actress blew us away with her knowledge of the Hanseatic League
Jane Curtin
Take this role in "Fiddler on the Roof"; I wanted to play it, but Bea Arthur's old Broadway costume doesn't fit me
Yenta
You can bake, steam or simmer this winter squash; it's flesh is sweet
Butternut
Britannica says the white disk on this landlocked Asian nation's flag seen here honors the Japanese
Laos
The physician felt a rush of adrenaline when he barely avoided nicking this artery entering the kidney