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This brand, heavily favored by freshman college students everywhere, was forced to recall 17.3 million dressers as they were found to tip over when drawers were opened resulting in the deaths of at least nine children.
What is Ikea?
With such classics as Horton Hears a Who, The Cat in the Hat, and The Lorax amongst others, this cartoonist has become one of America’s most beloved authors.
Who is Dr. Seuss?
It’s getting’ Trump in Trump, so take off all your clothes.
What is "Hot in Herre"?
The first, intrepid captain of the USS Enterprise in a past life played quarterback for the Minnesota Vikings.
Who is James Kirk Cousins?
Known as Mithrandir, which translates to the "Grey Pilgrim," by the elves, this character was one of five Istar dispatched by the Valar to combat the growing threat of Sauron.
Who is Gandalf?
Pharmaceutical company Bayer was forced to shell out $10 billion for thousands of claims after it was found that its new acquisition, Roundup weedkiller originally produced by this company, was found to cause cancer.
What is Monsanto?
After dressing in a wolf suit and savagely wreaking havoc in his house, Max is sent to his room without any supper. There his bedroom transforms into the simple setting populated by ferocious creatures for this Maurice Sendak classic book.
What is Where the Wild Things Are?
Trump girl, wherever you are; I’m all alone and it’s you that I want; Trump boy, you already know, That I’m all yours, what you waiting for?
What is "Promiscuous"?
Self-proclaimed ladies’ man and Onyx’s owner dubbed Mr. Irrelevant in 2022.
Who is Brock Purdy?
Out of all the inhabitants of Middle-Earth, this character not included in Peter Jackson’s interpretation, rescued the hobbits on numerous occasions, was seemingly unaffected by the One Ring and revealed he could even see Frodo while the latter wore it.
Who is Tom Bombadil?
In 1984, Union Carbide Corporation’s factory in this country experienced a leak that spewed 40 tons of toxic gas into the atmosphere killing seven thousand in the first three days of the incident and ultimately paid out $470 million rupees to those affected.
What is India?
Written by Margaret Wise Brown, this classic, rhyming story begins at 7:00 pm and ends an hour and ten minutes later.
What is Goodnight Moon?
Rah, rah-ah-ah-ah; Tru, Trum; Gaga, ooh-la-la; Want your Trump.
What is "Bad Romance"?
New Orleans Saints receiver being as unstoppable as a runaway train by setting the record for most receptions in a single season.
Who is Michael Thomas the Tank Engine?
In recognition of his lineage and deeds during the War of Wrath in the First Age, Elros was given the choice to which kindred he would belong. Ultimately opting for mankind, he would ascend the throne as the first king of Numeanor. This brother of his chose differently, living far longer and eventually becoming a lord in his own right.
Who is Elrond?
The 2018 Camp Fire was California’s most destructive wildfire in history resulting in roughly 18,000 destroyed buildings and this company pleading guilty to 84 counts of involuntarily manslaughter.
What is PG&E? (Pacific Gas and Electricity)
In this popular children’s novel, a mouse meets a series of predators while walking through the woods, but scares each off with tales of the titular beast. Happy with itself after each encounter the mouse remarks, “silly old fox/owl/snake, doesn’t he know? There’s no such thing as a _________.”
What is The Gruffalo?
You can stand under my Trump, ump, ump, eh, eh, eh.
What is "Umbrella"?
The first pick of the 2023 draft being a genius in comparison to the other quarterbacks of the same class but suffering from severe social ineptitude in the spinoff series.
Who is Bryce Young Sheldon?
Sauron ascended into the role of Dark Lord only after his master, this original Ainur and source of all evil in Eä, was forced into the void after the Valar came to Middle Earth at the behest of the Noldor.
Who is Morgoth? (Melkor)
Upon the release of this bean-related car, Ford knew of a fatal flaw in the fuel-tank design, but decided it was more cost-efficient to pay for injury claims and repair costs than to fix the problem ahead of time.
What is the Ford Pinto?
Curious George, despite later becoming friends, was abducted by this character, and taken from his home in Africa to the United States in their first appearance together.
Who is the Man in the Yellow Hat?
Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump.
What is "Yeah!"?
Former Stanford standout runningback burying both their lightsaber and former surname on Tatooine.
Who is Christian McCaffrey Skywalker?
This certified badass elf single handedly defeated a Balrog in the First Age, was known to make Nazgul flee from his mere presence, and was briefly deemed a member of the Fellowship before it was agreed that his immense balls were too much for the secrecy of the mission to Mordor.
Who is Glorfindel?