What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing! It waved!
Why did the old man fall into the well?
Because he couldn't see that "well"
What colors are the flags of the United Nations?
Blue and White
Who founded amazon
Jeff Bezos
What is the second element of the periodic table
Helium
What goes up but never goes down?
Your age
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs!
What colors are the stars in the Australian flag
White
Who founded Microsoft?
What's full of holes but still holds water?
Sponge
What is easy to lift but hard to throw?
A feather
How many lips does a flower have?
Tu-lips
FREE!
yes
Who is the C.E.O of X
Elon musk
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have to guts to!
A plane crashed between France and Belgium, where were the survivors buried?
They didn't need to, they were alive!
Why was Cinderella so bad at football?
Because she kept running away form the "Ball"
What is the capital of Canada?
Ottowa
What is the denomination of HKIS?
Denomination: a recognized autonomous branch of the Christian Church.
Lutheran
How does Darth Vader like his toast
On the dark side
What starts with a "T" ends with a "T" but has a T in it.
A Tea Pot
What kind of tea is the hardest to swallow?
Reali-T
Reality
How many countries are there? (Round to the nearest tenth)
190
Who founded Coca-Cola?
John Stith Pemberton
Why did the steak get a promotion at work?
Because it was always well done!