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Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeno business!
100
Q: What do you call a baby monkey?
A: A Chimp off the old block
100
Q: Did you hear about that new broom
A: It's sweeping the nation!
100
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four chin teller.
100
Q: What is heavy forward but not backward?
A: Ton
200
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An Impasta
200
Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
A: The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!
200
Q: What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
A: An irrelephant
200
: What do you call a computer floating in the ocean
A Dell Rolling in the Deep
200
Q: What do you call a gangsta snowman?
A: Froze-T
300
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest
A: An Investigator
300
Q: Did you hear about the hungry clock?
A: It went back four seconds
300
Q: What do lawyers wear to court
A: Lawsuits!
300
Q: What did Bacon say to Tomato?
A: Lettuce get together
300
Q: What did the femur say to the patella
A: I kneed you
400
Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
A: Every morning you'll rise and shine!
400
Q: What do you call a boy who finally stood up to the bullies
A: An ambulance
400
Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?
A: A towel
400
Q: Did you hear about the shampoo shortage in Jamaica?
A: It's dread-full.
400
Q: Why did the picture go to jail
A: Because it was framed
500
Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?"
A: "You can't tuna fish."
500
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk
500
: Why did the belt get arrested?
A: He held up a pair of pants.
500
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogey in it
500
Q: What the difference between you and a calendar?
A: a calendar has dates.
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