Jokes
What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping?
Because he couldn’t lie.
What is the butterfly’s favorite subject in school?
Mothematics
Did you hear about the crazy pancake?
He just flipped.
How many bones are in the human body?
206
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snow bank.
When did the Civil War begin?
April 12, 1861
Which tables do you not have to learn?
Dinner tables.
Why did the baker stop making donuts?
He was tired of the hole business.
Name the five senses.
Sight, smell , taste, touch, hearing
What did the triangle say to the circle?
Your pointless.
When did the Great Depression happen?
1929
What did one math book say to the other?
Don’t bother me. I’ve got my own problems!
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
What food never spoils?
Honey
What did one toilet say to another?
You look flushed.
How long did world war 2 last?
6 years
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine!
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda pressing.
What is the largest planet in the solar system?
Jupiter
What’s Forrest Gump’s password?
1forrest1
What day does America Declaration of Independence land on?
4th of July.
Why was the equal sign so humble?
He knew he wasn’t less than or greater than anyone else.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!
What is the largest bone in the human body?
The femur