Make out
Has a crush on Eli‘s little sister
Who is Eric?
Who likes minors
Who is shervin?
Yelled “thank you Baka!” in the dead silent fishbowl in the study freshmen year
Who is Ali?
Spent majority of their swipes on Anderson Cafe‘s hot Cheetos and had to cut them out for Lent even tho they don’t celebrate Lent
Who is Sarah?
Kept a dance moms style pyramid on her dorm window where she would judge her friends actions for the week and move them up or down the pyramid accordingly
Who is Madelyn?
Received an origami frog from a random at a party who claimed to know her cuz he would see her at bplate, then ran into him again and he asked if she still had the frog and if she “goes home and vapes”
Who is Annelie?
Who is Keira Sheldon?
Yelled “Yo tengo ashtray bro” to their crabby old neighbor who got mad at them for smoking a cig on the balcony
Who is Megan?
Set the fire alarm in the apartment off 6 (six) times while trying to make a burger…
Who is Annelie?
Shaves his chest so he can see his “gains” better…
Who is Shervin?
Had to turn down a girl at Rocco’s who thought she was a masc lesbian
Who is Ali?
Insisted on stopping the car in front of a pristine Brentwood estate with no lawn to throw up multiple times and then leave (with no shame)
who is Megan
Used the phrase “I like that smile on you 😘” to rizz a cute girl at the gym (it worked?)
Who is Alejandro?
Left a Rende burrito bowl in the dorm fridge for 2? months and kept wondering why the fridge smelled so bad
Who is Ali Shea?
Literally forgot to go to her midterm sophomore year
Who is Reiley?
Flirted with 3 (three) of Megans friends on the same day at the same party
Who is Alejandro?
Got too drunk while visiting his girlfriend’s hometown college friends and shoved a chi psi pledge only to try to pull trig an hour later and fail
Who is Eli?
Made someone Venmo her 2.87 for a bagel after her dad gave her 5k for her bday
Who is Monica B
Is dairy-challenged… 🐄
Who is Keira?
Asked N Millz for a photo during a night out and he said “I don’t do photos”
Who is Ali Shea?
Accepted 80 dollars to make out with a bum in Spain cuz his pockets hurt
Who is Joel?
Who has the biggest, fattest, juiciest, roundest, tastiest, bounciest, jiggliest, scrumptious booty that makes my mouth water like Niagra Falls? 💦🍑🗻
Who is Joel?
Posted “bags” by Clairo on their music instagram account as if it’s some underground indie song
Who is Sam Kelly?
Has a “valued customer“ friendship bracelet to Dip n Mix
Who is Haley?
UM IDK? Vote who has to take a shot…
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