Jake the Snake
(Full name)
Jacob Couto
Aw, _e_z Lu__e
Aw, Jeez Luise.
"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee" was said by this famous boxer.
Muhammad Ali
"We're going down to the cape cod"
Timmy Morris
If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?
Roosters don't lay eggs
All time scoring leader NBA.
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Oh, (3 letters) (6 letters) (3 letters) (4 letters)!
Oh, for crying out loud!
Which NBA team has the most NBA championships.
How many? (2x points)
Celtics
(18)
"You don't tell me how to raise my children."
Timothy Morris Sr.
What famous play includes the words:
"What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet!"
Romeo and Juliet
Anne With an E's future husband
Gilbert
You've gotta _e _id_i_g _e!
You've gotta be kidding me!
What term is used to indicate that a player has zero points in a game of tennis?
Love.
"dad DAD DAD DAAADDD DAD? DAD!!!!"
Timothy Cael Morris
The third planet from the sun.
This lovely gentleman has a habit of subconsciously being extremely judgemental. When looking at the attic, he asked "so when do you think this will be done? When Lena is in college?"
(all love)
Uncle Steve
"CLOSE THE ___R!!!"
CLOSE THE DOOR
How many holes are typically in a round of golf?
18
"I'll have the same thing."
John Paul Francis Morris
What is 12 times 13?
156
This churchfull figure once ate something very hot and asked mom for advice before mass.
Monsignor Oliveira
"You can _____ __ the heat."
touch up
In bowling, what is it called when you get three strikes in a row?
A turkey.
"Leprechaun"
Juliette Morris
Who was the 16th President of the U.S.?
Abraham Lincoln