Easy
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9
What has to be broken before you can use it?
an egg
What is light as a feather, but the strongest person can’t hold it for longer than a minute?
your breath
What has legs but can’t walk?
table/chair
Where do you take sick boats?
to the dock
What can you catch but not throw
A cold
What is easy to get into, but hard to get out of?
trouble
What do you call a pig that practices karate?
a pork chop
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Because they are always stuffed
I’m round, but I’m not a ball. I have layers, but I’m not a cake. I’m in space, but I’m not a star. What am I?
the earth
WHat goes up but never comes down?
age
What kind of dog has no tail?
hot dog
If you drop me I will crack, but smile at me and i’ll smile back. What am I?
a mirror
What has many rings but no fingers?
Saturn
What is always on the ground but never dirty
a shadow
WHat comes down but never comes up?
rain
You walk into a room that has a match, a candle and a fireplace. What should you light first?
a match
Give me a drink and I will die, feed me and I’ll be bigger. What am I?
fire
How do you make the word “one ” disappear?
add a g to it
How many letters are in "the alphabet"
11
Which fish costs the most?
a gold fish
I’m taller when I’m younger, shorter when I'm old. What am I?
a candle
What can fill a room but takes up no space?
light
Who wears shoes while they sleep?
horses
What is one question you can't say yes to?
Are you asleep