Finish the dad joke
Which vegetable has the best kung fu?
Broc-lee
The more you take away, the more I become. What am I?
A hole
What is the capital of Panama?
Panama City
How many colors are in the rainbow?
Seven: red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo and violet (ROYGBIV)
What is the definition of bamboozle?
fool or cheat (someone).
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired!
You have me today,
Tomorrow you'll have more;
As your time passes,
I'm not easy to store;
I don't take up space,
But I'm only in one place;
I am what you saw,
But not what you see.
What am I?
memories
Which country has "crispy tarantulas" as it's national dish?
Cambodia
What is the largest desert in the world?
Antarctica
What is the most common english letter?
e
What do you call a French man wearing sandals?
Phillipe Fallop
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow.
Which country is the world's largest producer of coffee?
Brazil
What element is a diamond composed of?
Carbon
What is the definition of gobbledygook?
Language that is meaningless or is made unintelligible by excessive use of abstruse technical terms; nonsense.
What's the best way to save your dad jokes?
In a dadda-base.
Mr. and Mrs. Mustard have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the Mustard family?
nine.
In which country is the city "Batman" located?
Türkiye
What animal kills the most humans each year?
The mosquito
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is a term used to describe the fear of ____ _____
Long words
What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?
Prime mates
There are two fathers and two sons are in a car, yet there are only three people in the car. How?
There is a grandfather, his son, and his grandson.
Which country has a fountain which has a statute of Albert Einstein as a snail?
Germany
On average, how much does a cloud weigh?
1.1 million pounds.
What is the correct pronunciation of Floccinaucinihilipilification?
fläksēˌnäsēˌnihəlēˌpiləfəˈkāSH(ə)n