Weird Flex, But OK
Who is Dr. Evil? (from Austin Powers)
What is a pillow.
This cow, beloved for her powerful and supportive nature, was famously known for giving us milk in the popular cartoon "Moo and You"
Who is Bessie the cow?
This Roman emperor exiled his own daughter, murdered his wife, and once tried to make his horse a consul. For the drama
Who is Caligula?
What is Xbox? (It allegedly smelled like the Xbox Series X)
The national animal of Scotland is this entirely mythical creature.
What is a unicorn?
What is a furby?
This cow was awarded the "Medal of Honor" after rescuing a group of farm animals from a burning barn in 2003.
Who is Sergeant Moo?
This U.S. founding father wrote savage newspaper articles under fake names just to drag his political enemies through the mud.
Who is Alexander Hamilton?
What is a sea squirt?
This is the name for the blob of toothpaste you put on your toothbrush.
What is a nurdle?
This reusable item, when not washed and dried thoroughly, harbors germs and bacteria every time it's damp.
What is a water bottle?
What is a cup/tumbler?
This daring cow once jumped over a fence to rescue a calf that had gotten stuck, then walked it safely back to the herd.
Who is Jumping' Jolene?
After getting rejected by the Pope, this king created and entirely new crush so he could drip his wife. Six marriages later he's still messy.
This billionaire once launched a car into space "for fun"
Who is Elon Musk?
In Monopoly, this is the most landed on space.
What is Illinois Ave?
This household item needs to remain dry at all times.... unless of course you like sparks and have the desire to see your life flash before your eyes.
What is a toaster?
This cow earned the title of "Guardian of the Barnyard" after single-handedly defending a group of chickens from a gang of sneaky foxes.
Who is Cluck's Defender?
This French Emperor crowned himself instead of letting the Pope do it, because he said "I got this"
Who is Napoleon Bonaparte?
What are chairs?
What is petrichor?
This everyday item, when damp, it becomes a breeding ground for germs, especially when left in the bathroom.
What is a loofah?
In 2015, this brave cow heroically stood between her farmer and a bear, giving him enough time to escape the forest with his life.
Who is Bear Guard?
This queen had a rival executed and kept her head in a velvet box.
Who is Elizabeth I?