Modern Drunkard Rules
3-Letter
Biz
Words From
Roman Numerals
In The
Weeds

Celebrity Rhyme
Time
FINAL JEOPARDY
100

If you hesitate more than three seconds after this person looks at you you do not deserve a drink

A bartender

100

Sending a parcel? You've got some 3-letter choices, including DHL & this shipper with its brown "package cars"

UPS

100

 A cover for a container or for your eye

lid

100

Allergy sufferers dread late summer when ragweed pollinates, causing this "fever"

hay fever

100

Eastwood's after-dinner candies

Clint's mints

100

FUN STUFF:

Sports car video game that's "great touring" in Italian

Gran Turismo

200

The bar clock moves twice as fast from midnight to this 2-word phrase hollered at closing time

Last Call

200

Back in the day this 3-letter brand manufactured women's bustles, but now it's mostly known for men's undies

BVD

200

Adjective for a bright color or a strong recollection

vivid

200

With these growing as long as 14 feet underground, bindweed is especially tough to get rid of

the roots

200

Ashton's meat sellers

Kutcher's butchers

300

Rule 18 is always have this in your house; rule 19 is if you break rule 18 try pushing down with a pen

A corkscrew

300

3 gentlemen started this brand in 1954 with a motor oil treatment

STP

300

In a product from V8, it follows the words "Bloody Mary"

mix

300

The puffy seedhead of this weed of the genus Taraxacum is known as a blowball

dandelion

300

Kravitz' cents

Lenny's pennies

400

Never complain about the brand or quality of this kind of drink

A free drink

400

In 2018 the U.S. replaced crippling sanctions on this Chinese telecom firm with a fine

ZTE

400

According to Freud, it contains the primitive instincts of the body

the id

400

 This weed with a crustacean name is the bane of lawn owners everywhere

crabgrass

400

Kinnear's beer barrels

Greg's kegs

500

Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer one of these

A toast

500

In 1924 the Computing-Tabulating-Recording Company got this name

IBM

500

Calf-length fashion style seen here that got its name in the late 1960s

midi

500

Larvae of monarch butterflies eat this "weed" that gets its name from its cloudy white juice

milkweed

500

TV journalist Diane's attorneys

Sawyer's lawyers

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