jokes
why didn't the skeleton go to school
his heart wasn't in it
where did people hang out during medieval times
at knight clubs
what do you call shoe made out of banna
a slipper
why did the pony ask for a glass of water
because it was a little horse
knock knock who's there? boo who?
boo don't cry its just a joke
how did the barber win the race
He knew a short cut
did you hear about the walnut at the cashew party
it was nuts
whats the best way to go to the hospital after breaking your foot
tow truck
why did the whale blush
it saw the ocean bottom
why was the broom late for work
it over slept
I went to buy a pair of Camouflage paints
but I could not find any
I adopted a dog from blacksmith
as soon as a brought him home he made bolt for the door
How do trees get the internet
they log in
why couldn't the bike stand up on its own
it was to tired
how do you make a hot dog stand
Take away it's chair
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
summer wasn't to bad either
once a read a book about glue
I could not put it down
what do you call two ducks and a cow
Quackers and milk
have you ever had bad sausage
it's the worst
why did the strawberry cry
He found himself in a jam
how much money does a skunk have
just one scent
when is car not a car
when it turns into a parking lot
why did the poodle buy a clock
it wanted it to be a watch dog
when does a joke become a bad joke
when the punchline becomes apparent
why did the car take a nap
it was tired