Jokes
What is a pig's favorite Karate move?
A Porkchop
What is the Snowman's name in Frozen
Olaf
What do cows drink?
Water
How many days are there till new years after Christmas
6
What animal is known for stinking
a skunk
What's a ghost's favorite dessert?
I scream
What does Ohana mean?
Ohana means family, family means nobody gets left behind. *stitch voice*
How is the moon like a dollar?
They both have 4 quarters.
What is the most popular Halloween candy in the U.S?
Reese's! Too bad we can't eat it here at BGCD but enjoy at home (not if you're allergic...)
True or False Dogs are color blind
True
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts.
What does buzz lightyear say
To infinity and beyond
What is 9+10
21
How old is Kevin from home alone
10
How many legs does a spider have
8
Why did the chicken join the band?
Because it had the drumsticks.
What actor plays StarLord in guardians of the galaxy
Chris Pratt
What goes up but can never go back down?
Your age
Who is the creator of The Nightmare Before Christmas?
Tim Burton
Where is the only place on their body dogs have sweat glands
The pads of their paws
Why did the Golfer bring two pairs of socks?
In case he got a hole-in-one
What flavor of Pop-Tarts does Buddy the Elf use in his spaghetti in Elf?
Chocolate
What has hands but cannot clap?
A clock
How many nights of Hanukkah are celebrated?
8
A newborn Kangaroo is about the size of a ...?
grape