Riddles
I’m tall when I’m young, and short when I’m old. What am I?
What is a candle?
This little rectangle lights up your life… and your anxiety, every time you check it at 2 a.m.
What is an iphone?
This cocktail, made with rum, lime juice, and sugar, was a favorite of author Ernest Hemingway.
What is a daiquiri
Magic kid, bad noseless guy who really needs lotion, brooms flying everywhere… basically British boarding school.
What is harry potter?
This food is made by fermenting cabbage, is sour, and some people eat it on everything.
What is sauerkraut?
The more of me you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
What are footsteps
Often eaten as a midnight regret, these triangular snacks are usually covered in cheese dust.
What are doritos
This beverage is the most widely consumed drink in the world after water.
What is tea?
Alright listen… boring teacher man is broke, coughs a lot, then suddenly he’s like, “I cook the blue candy” but, like… it’s not candy, it’s, uh… not legal.
What is breaking bad?
People spend millions of dollars on this small, fluffy animal with a face like a pancake
What is a Pomeranian?
I have keys but no locks. I have space but no room. You can enter but not go outside. What am I?
What is a keyboard
This spicy condiment can start tears, end friendships, and mysteriously disappear in your fridge.
What is hot sauce
This fruit has varieties called Cavendish and Plantain.
What is a banana?
This dude has the big monkey hair screams forever about how IT WAS A BREAK like his life depends on it. Like calm down, chilllll.
Who is ross geller?
this “sport” involves throwing sharp objects at a circular wooden target.
What is axe throwing
I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?
What is an echo?
This everyday object promises comfort but often results in back pain, awkward angles, and shameful naps.
What is a couch
his spice, known as “red gold,” is the most expensive spice in the world by weight.
What is saffron
Okay so these kids go into like, a spooky basement dimension with a meat monster, and a bald girl makes things float.
What is stranger things
People in this country celebrate a holiday by throwing tomatoes at each other in the streets.
What is spain?
I fly forever, rest never; I have no lungs, but I need air; I am born from water, die in air. What am I?
What is a bubble
This object can start a fire, end friendships, and somehow always disappears when you need it.
What is a lighter
This French term describes a meal made up of small, bite-sized portions often served as appetizers.
What are hors d'oeuvres?
there’s these brothers—uh… one’s sweet, one’s… kinda mysterious? And they all… like her. And she… I dunno… starts realizing stuff about love, and feelings, and… ohhh, heartbreaks, yes, lots of heartbreak. And, um… basically, it’s summer
What is the summer i turned pretty
This item, often found in your kitchen, is primarily used to clean, but people also collect it in unusual shapes and colors.
What is soap?