Ranks and Ribbons
This Officer Rank is three small chevrons
What is Captain?
This item tips back and forth and determines which item weighs the most.
What is a scale?
The kind of cheese that isn't yours.
What is Nacho Cheese?
This position chairs the weekly staff meeting.
What is the Squadron Commander?
A popular meme features what green Muppet drinking a glass of tea, often used to passively aggressively judge people for doing things they’re not supposed to.
Who is Kermit the Frog?
This ribbon is earned by participating in the once a year event, for the tough 14 mile trek.
What is the Bataan Death March Ribbon?
What is the Moon?
This is the reason the bees have sticky hair.
This position takes the photos and videos and publishes it for the world to see. "Get me more pictures of Spiderman!"
What is Public Affairs?
Also a legendary King of Britain and a U.S. president, the clenched fist of what anthropomorphic aardvark, the title character of a PBS children's show, appears in the "Clenched Fist" meme?.
Who is Arthur?
The rank Sergeant wears.
What is Technical Sergeant?
This heart-throbbing "Boy Band" took England and the rest of the world by storm in the release of their 1967 album "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"
What is the Beatles?
This is what you call a bear with no teeth.
What is a Gummy Bear?
Nice and organized, this position keeps cadet records stored away properly.
What is the Admin Rep?
The somewhat-logical term for the internet prank and meme in which an unexpected appearance of the music video for the 1987 Rick Astley song "Never Gonna Give You Up" is "planted" into an unrelated link? The meme's popularity dates back to 2008.
What is Rickroll?
What is the Silver Valor ribbon?
This is the reason 6 was afraid of 7.
What is because 7 8 9?
The kind of car that a Jedi drives.
What is a Toy-Yoda? (Toyota)
This position is a special assistant to the Squadron Commander and ensures their activities do not interfere with other school or corps activities. "Meow"
What is the Kitty Hark commander?
In the early 2000s, you could have spent hours on the Something Awful forums trying to come up with clever “facts” about which famous bearded martial artist with a penchant for roundhouse kicks?.
Who is Chuck Norris?
Rank a cadet Corps does not get until a unit exceeds a certain number of cadets.
What is Cadet Colonel?
This North American Country came to be because of the British North America Act in 1867. "oh, ____ Our home and native land"
What is Canada?
The reason that the chicken joined the band.
What is because it had drumsticks?
This Top 4 position serves as the announcer for the "Pass in Review"
What is the Superintendent?
In 2015, which now-defunct social media video app got us asking, “What are thooooose?!”
What is Vine?