🎤 You’ve Definitely Heard This
"Wife type, he's staying for a week
So I might just let him pay the lease"
Nasty
- Tinashe
A former botanist whose love for plants often outweighs her love for humanity.
Poison Ivy / Pamela Isley
A night security guard takes a job at a closed pizzeria where malfunctioning mascots and a missing children mystery are deeply connected.
Five Nights at Freddy's
This team shooter insists it’s about strategy and coordination, even as certain summer skins and suspiciously tight green speedos make eye contact extremely difficult to avoid.
Marvel Rivals
This sport features short bursts of explosive power, heavy protective gear, and players built like tanks, especially in positions that value raw strength and size.
American Football
"Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse 'em with mountains"
Whenever, Wherever
- Shakira
A Tamaranean princess whose emotions burn almost as bright as her powers.
Starfire / Koriand'r
A group of travelers encounters a violent family in rural Texas, including a masked killer whose weapon and home have become horror icons.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
This stylish action sequel doubles down on over the top combat/style and a protagonist who fights angels and demons with confidence as deadly as her guns.
Bayonetta 2
Often described as football without pads, this sport highlights endurance, physical dominance, and an impressive willingness to keep going while sweaty, muddy, and definitely too close for comfort.
Rugby
"Hey, hey, hey boys, let's go to the frat party
The theme's white people, get your roofies ready"
Sorority Girls
- Mommy Long Legs
A disciplined tactician whose optic blasts are powered by a dimension of pure energy.
Cyclops / Scott Summers
Rather than relying on gore, this J-horror landmark builds dread through investigative structure, long takes, and the slow unraveling of a curse tied to both technology and maternal rage.
Ringu
This survival horror entry introduced a relentless pursuer whose name, intelligence, and ability to burst through walls permanently raised player stress levels.
Resident Evil 3
This sport demands nonstop treading, explosive upper body strength, and breath control, and full body effort happen with very little fabric and absolutely no solid ground.
Water Polo
"J'ai tout essayé, mais c'est pareil chaque fois"
Tut tut tut tut
- Gillian Hills
A former villain turned X-Men leader who combines psychic power with ruthless confidence.
The White Queen / Emma Frost
During winter break at a sorority house, unsettling phone calls escalate into a series of murders, possibly from someone already inside.
Black Christmas
Set among cults, religious extremism, and hallucinations, this sequel is remembered by me as the only horror game ever to genuinely make me scream.
Outlast 2
Played at high speed, this sport combines endurance, balance, and controlled aggression, all while athletes remain fully geared up yet somehow still intimidating.
Hockey
"I love to sing, I love my life
I love you so much I could love your wife"
Sweet Misery
- Melanie
This magician casts spells by speaking commands backward and often performs in a top hat and fishnets.
Zatanna
This West German cult oddity parodies Hammer-era vampire films by pairing a doppelganger countess plot with erotic satire, gothic excess, and a finale so absurd it includes Dracula arriving by helicopter.
The Vampire Happening
This cult classic survival horror replaces combat with vulnerability, featuring a powerless protagonist, a loyal dog companion, and multiple stalker enemies tied to psychological horror rather than gore.
Haunting Ground
This sport relies on patience, precision, and an alarming amount of attention drawn to thighs, backsides, and the mechanics of a good swing.
Baseball