Christmas Movies
Hermey, the misfit elf (kind of like Zak), from the 1964 television special, "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer," wished of becoming this, which came in handy when he de-toothed the Abominable.
A dentist
The name of the not-so-elegant doberman-pincher-christmas-present that Joel, Dominic, and Anna received as children.
Gracie
According the the song, this character--the namesake of the song--puffed on a corn-cob pipe.
Frosty the Snowman
Christmas next year is currently scheduled for this date.
December 25, 2026
According to Buddy the Elf, this is the best way to spread Christmas cheer
Sinning loud for all to hear
Clark Griswold, the ignorantly optimistic protagonist in "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation," intended to use his Christmas bonus to purchase this.
A swimming pool
12 years old
My true love gave to me four of these fowl-like creatures.
Calling birds
This NFL team has the most Christmas Day game appearances (there are two teams with five appearances each).
Dallas Cowboys or Kansas City Chiefs
Clarice, the accepting doe, describes Rudolph by this adjective, causing him to fly out of excitement.
Cute
In the 1990 firm, Home Alone, this is the "calling card" of Harry and Marv, the wet bandits.
This was Aly's favorite childhood Christmas present.
[Aly what was your favorite childhood Christmas present?]
Justin Bieber had to sacrifice playing in the winter snow because he was going to be under this in his most popular Christmas song.
Mistletoe
This patron Greek saint is known as being the original Santa Claus, and he shares a name with Aunt Debbie's beloved German Shephard
Saint Nick
During his day dream, Ralphie receives this grade for his perfectly written essay on what he wanted to Christmas.
A++++++
On the island of misfit toys, the squirt gun suffers from this defect.
squirting jelly
This is the politically correct Christmas alias of Lillian Joy's favorite uncle (hint: not Zak).
Holiday Claus
In "A Christmas Story," cultures and accents merge through the singing of this Christmas song.
Deck the Halls
This Hebrew prophet predicted that the Messiah would be born of a virgin.
Isaiah
The Bumpus's, the hillbilly next door neighbors (kind of like Zak) in "A Christmas Story," poorly supervise their rambunctious group of dogs of this breed.
Bloodhound
Poor, pitiful boy, Billy (kind of like Zak), the impoverished side-kick in Polar Express, lives on this street.
Edbrooke Ave
Performance's newest social media influencer was once known for being the subject of a parody version of this Christmas song.
The First Noel
Gayla Peevey became famous for singing this Christmas song when she was just 10 years old.
I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas
In 2015, celebrating Christmas was criminalized in this country due to the adoption of the loving and just criminal legal system known as "Sharia law."
Somalia
This is the name of the intrepid protagonist police officer from the (debatably) Christmas movie, Die Hard, the name of whom is not dissimilar to the war-hero Senator who took on, but failed, in defeating the leftist savior and modern-day hero who became the first black US president.
John McClane