How many months of the year have 28 days?
12
What gets wet while drying?
A towel
I have a tail and a head, but no body. What am I?
A coin
What has words, but never speaks?
A book
What has many rings but no fingers?
A Telephone
If you drop me I'm sure to crack, but give me a smile and I'll always smile back. What am I?
A mirror
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A Mushroom.
What has hands and a face, but can’t hold anything or smile?
A clock.
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age
It belongs to you, but your friends use it more. What is it?
Your name
What would you find in the middle of Toronto?
The letter “o”
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
A promise
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and Dinner
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The future
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
Your breath
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was bald.
What fruit can you never cheer up?
A blueberry
I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?
A barber
What kind of band never plays music?
A rubber band
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep yet?
You’re running a race and at the very end, you pass the person in 2nd place. What place did you finish the race in?
You finished in 2nd place.
What is so unbelievably fragile that just by speaking its name will break it?
Silence!
Sam's parents have three kids. Their names are Huey, Dewey, and _____?
sam
Chef Andrea has to light the kitchen stoves to open her restaurant for the day. There are three stoves in the kitchen: A glass stove, a brick stove, and a wood stove. She only has one match. Which does she light up first?
The match.
Two fathers and two sons are in a car, yet there are only three people in the car. How?
They are a grandfather, father and son.