Preschool Life
This is the common (and incorrect) belief many kids have about where their teachers or RBTs sleep.
What is "At the school"?
If you cut a sandwwich into rectangles instead of these, the sandwich is "broken" and inedible.
What are triangles?
This item is always found in your pockets at the end of the day, even though you don't remember putting it there.
What is a Fidget toy?
"Please stop licking _____."
What is the wall, the table, your friend, or the RBT's arm?
This imaginary game turns every rug and hardwood floor into a deadly molten substance.
What is The Floor is Lava?
The moment when everyone suddenly needs water
What is Circle Time?
A toddler will have a complete meltdown if this is "broken" instead of whole.
What is a Banana?
This part of the car often doubles as a mobile office, toy storage, and snack bar.
What is the Trunk (or Back Seat)?
"We do not put _____ on our friends."
What are Boogers?
The official 'national anthem' of 2013 that RBTs and parents still hear in their sleep today
What is "Let it Go" from frozen?
This daily preschool activity somehow takes longer than most adult meetings
What is clean-up time?
According to kid logic, if you close your eyes, this happens to the rest of the world.
What is "It disappears" (or "No one can see you")?
If an RBT says a child is "finding his voice," it usually means the child has learned this specific word.
What is "No"?
"We keep our ______ on until we are in the bathroom."
What are Pants? (Or Clothes)
A character who wears a red shirt, has a high-pitched voice, and makes everything a “lesson”
Who is Peppa Pig?
This specific sound in a room full of children is actually the most terrifying sound an adult can hear.
What is Silence?
The specific age where a child suddenly decides they can "do it myself," usually resulting in a spilled gallon of milk.
What is Two (The Terrible Twos)?
This period of time is meant for "rest," but for an RBT, it's actually the most stressful part of the day.
What is Nap Time?
"Hands are for high-fives, not for ______ ."
What is Hitting, Hair-pulling, or Pushing?
A show where everything is solved by asking the audience a question
What is Dora the Explorer?
The universal signal that a child is about to do something they aren't supposed to.
What is making eye contact and smiling?
This person is usually the one who broke the vase or drew on the wall.
Who is the imaginary friend?
The specific sound that can be heard from three rooms away and instantly tells you exactly which kid is having a meltdown.
What is "The Scream"?
"Please keep _____ out of your pants"
What are Hands?
The show where a group of dogs runs an entire town with no adult oversight
What is Paw Patrol?