Capellini Connoisseur
This butterfly-like pasta that would go well with a suit
Bowties (Farfalle)
Around and around you go, earning money in an attempt to own it all
Monopoly
The protectors of Minecraft's people, being awoken with a pumpkin
Iron Golem
It may not seem the best now, but just give it some time
Blessing In Disguise
This wooden exercise isn't quite a pushup
Plank
This small versatile pasta is named after rice and often used in soup
Orzo
Great heavens, people are dying all over the place in this mysterious boardgame
Clue
This race of gray men live around the world in outposts and mansions
Illagers
I can't see anyway out of this one
Caught Between a Rock and a Hard Place
Don't insult their intelligence, this short weight is excellent for strength training
Dumbbell
Named after the esophagus, this rigid tube pasta is a favorite in the Emilia-Romagna region of Italy
Garganelli
Take a stroll around the world and grow your family until you can finally settle down and retire as a millionaire
LIFE
This branded spin on Bojangles is the official Minecraft chat font
Mojangles
What a coincidence, didn't think I'd see you here
It's a Small World
Despite what the name suggests, this helper isn't looking for anything
Spotter
These two simple ingredients are all it takes to make Spaghetti
Wheat and Water
Don't get sucked into this riveting boardgame, taking advantage of its center circle to read your cards
Jumanji
This destructing enemy's existence is only hinted at by a 2x2 painting
The Wither
You've got a test tomorrow, make sure you study
Hit the Books
A heartbreaking event for a weightlifter, and a large open landmass
Plateau
This Russian wartime dish fed millions throughout years of poverty
Sugar Noodles
Don't settle for anything less than the greatest empire imaginable in this hextile boardgame
Settlers of Catan
This dangerous behemoth is the last of her kind, devoting her life to continuing the species, what is her name?
Jean
Sorry, can't help you here
Your Guess Is As Good As Mine
Squats help work this muscle, who also happens to be The Lord of Beans in Cards Against Humanity
Gluteus Maximus