THE ELEMENTS
THE OFFICE
BEFORE & AFTER
CONSPIRACY THEORIES
PARTS OF SPEECH
CAPITAL MAP IT ALL
(D)AILY (D)INGERS+FJ
400
Liquid at room temperature, it has the same name as a planet
Mercury
400
The Office gossip center is traditionally this device; many have a Sparkletts
Water Cooler
400
The mall store with the very sexy seduction line of bras is also a spy
Victoria's Secret agent
400
In 1864 he organized a conspiracy to abduct Lincoln; it didn't work so he came up with a cunning new plan
John Wilkes Booth
400
Scarlett Johansson,
Pittsburgh,
Pizza
Noun
400
It became the state capital in 1854
Sacramento, CA
400
These break out at the home of North Carolina's Demon Deacons, much to the horror of Smokey the Bear
Wake Forest fires
800
Hydrogen has an atomic number of 1; this light gas, 2
Helium
800
The Office of this act, freeing people from satanic dominion, is part of the archdiocese of Manila
Exorcism
800
A landmark Louisiana area featuring Bourbon Street gets a classic burger from McDonald's
a French Quarter pounder
800
2-word term describing a discharged firearm, these metaphoric weapons are regularly involved in conspiracy theories
Smoking Guns
800
Record,
Play,
Eject
Verb
800
No roads lead into this state capital
Juneau, AK
800
It lies on both sides of the Kennebec River
Augusta, MI
1200
All regularly minted U.S. coins today contain some of this element, symbol Cu
Copper
1200
The Office may be divided into these spaces; the man who pioneered them said people were using the idea to create hellholes
Cubicles
1200
The film for which Sandra Bullock won an Oscar is an unintended consequence of taking a medication
The Blind Side effect
1200
A July 1947 US Air Force balloon crashed at a ranch near this New Mexico city, the conspiracy theorists have never stopped talking about it
Rosswell
1200
In,
On,
Since
Preposition
1200
On November 25, 1861, it became a territorial capital
Carson City, NV
1600
Daniel Rutherford discovered this gas that makes up most of the atmosphere & called it "noxious air"
Nitrogen
1600
The Office will be closed on June 14 for this "Old Glory" holiday commemorating a 1777 US event
Flag Day
1600
A California cheddar-like cheese becomes a small terrier dog breed
Monterey Jack Russell terrier
1600
This 2006 Al Gore documentary triggered right wing conservatives to call climate change a conspiracy theory and hoax
An Inconvenient Truth
1600
And,
But,
Or
(They'll get you pretty far)
Conjunction
1600
DAILY DINGER!!! #2
DAILY DINGER!!! #2
1600
FINAL JEOPARDY: SPORTS FIGURES
He was featured on the September 22, 1947 cover of Time with the caption "He and his boss took a chance"
2000
It's the element whose magnetic properties have been known & studied the longest
Iron
2000
The office of these 2 things helps the president with money matters is OMB for short
Office of Management and Budget
2000
DAILY DINGER!!! #1
DAILY DINGER!!! #1
2000
Dead at the age of 32 in 323 BC as a result of being struck by a sudden fever, some believe this legendary leader was poisoned by his best friend, Medius
Alexander The Great
2000
Similar to exclamations, these are defined as: "Words expressing strong emotions and feelings which are grammatically unrelated to a sentence", such as Hey! Ouch! and Ugh!
Interjection
2000
It was first settled in 1624
Albany, NY
2000
FINAL JEOPARDY CLUE: POSTAL ABBREVIATIONS
Like NM & MN, the postal abbreviations of these 2 states are the reverse of one another