They can't get no satisfaction
Who are The Rolling Stones?
Apollo Creed won
What is Rocky?
Way number 1: you could take an awkward photo in a tank like this presidential nominee did in '88
Who is Michael Dukakis
"You disarm, or we will" is what Dubya said to this dictator
Who is Saddam Hussein?
This movie was "An adventure 65 million years in the making"
What is Jurassic Park?
U can't touch him
Who is MC Hammer?
These green little wafers ae people!
What is Soylent Green?
Way number 2: You could drop out of the race a couple months in, and later join back, like this third party candidate
Who is Ross Perot?
"I think we can all agree this is over" yeah, most people would agree
What is the past?
"Nothing on Earth could come between them" save for a 1.5-million-ton hunk of ice
What is Titanic?
He's got two tickets to paradise, won't you pack your bags and you'll leave tonight with him
Who is Eddie Money?
What is Tommy Boy?
Way number 3: You could be publicly endorsed by members of the Ku Klux Klan
Who is Barry Goldwater?
According to George W. Bush, single mothers work hard to do this
What is "put food on your families"?
"What if you woke up and you weren't you anymore?" That's what this movie asks
What is Invasion of the Body Snatchers?
It's gonna take a lot to drag this band away from you, there's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
Who is Toto?
Janus was actually 006!
What is GoldenEye?
Way number 4: You could make a really embarrassing scream that'll ruin your career forever. I recommend against this one.
Who is Howard Dean?
I'm not sure if 80% of people get this tax. I know this: 100% percent of people will get it if I'm president"
What Estates Tax? (Death tax)
"Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas" man, Ash just can't catch a break
What is Army of Darkness?

Who is Angine de Poitrine?
Franzis is actually insane, and created the whole story from people he saw in the asylum
What is The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari?
Way number 5: You could say you want American families to be like the Waltons, a family from the great depression
Who is George H.W. Bush?
"Thank you your holiness, awesome speech" he said to this pope
Who is Benedict XVI?
"While the Father of the Bride was extracting a molar from Mrs. Cohen, the Father of the Groom was extracting $20 Million from the U.S. Mint. And this was only the beginning"
What is The In-Laws?