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100

(Baby Photo 1)

Who is Jamie?

100

1. This RA's major is History.

2. This RA has their cosmetology license

3. This RA has been in The Circus. 

Who is Emma?

100

This RA gets the privilege of living next to their boss.

Who is Emma?

100

This RA had to deal with residents who lit a volleyball on fire with gasoline and played a round in the parking lot. 

Who is Milan?

100

This Pro Staff Member has a crippling Diet Coke addiction.

Who is Ryan Regan?

200

(Baby Photo 2)

Who is Nelda?

200

1. This RA is a proud Gymrat

2. This RA loves JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

3. This RA loves the early 2000's aesthetic

Who is Elena?

200

This RA got no formal training but started on the first day of move-in.

Who is Rachel?

200

These RAs had their building evacuate 3 times in an hour.

Who are Megan and Claire?

200

This Pro Staff Member loves to, thrives off, and lives for ragebaiting RA's into getting their job done. 

Who is Casey Skumatz?

300

(Baby Photo 3)

Who is Davina

300

1. This RA loves video games

2. This RA likes Heated Rivalry

3. This RA drives an SUV

Who is Claire?

300

This RA has written the longest IR so far this year.

Who is Sam?

300

This RA had to deal with a three-story flood just 15 minutes after calling in for a 24-hour On-Call shift. 

Who is Megan?

300

This Pro Staff Member, when they were an RA, dressed as an elf in order to encourage their residents to participate in community connections.

Who is Matt Varon?

400

(Baby Photo 4)

Who is Milan?

400

1. This RA frequently matches outfits with their professor

2. They are a First Year RA

3. This RA has an animal named after a Luxury Fashion Company

Who is Sam?

400

This RA has had the pleasure of facilities trying to fix their toilet over a dozen times this year. 

Who is Megan?

400

While on Holiday On-Call, this RA had to do a roommate mediation for residents who didn't even live in Gardens.

Who is Evelyn?

400

This Pro Staff Member, when they were an RA, forgot they were On-Call and decided to walk 10 minutes to Smoothie King on their campus.

Who is Taylor Hanley?

500

(Baby Photo 5)

Who is Ryan?

500

1. This RA is the oldest on the Gardens team

2. This RA has been in a relationship with the same person since High School

3. This RA used to livestream

Who is Brenton?

500

These RAs each did a roommate mediation with Ryan within the first two weeks of them working in Gardens. 

Who are Kyle and Dhaniel?

500

These RAs have stayed up with until 4am writing IRs with Ryan in the community center.

Who are Elena and Megan?

500

This Pro Staff Member is responsible for the rule in The Community Guidebook that states, "You may not disassemble furniture provided by the school."

Who is Zachary Bevis? 

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