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100

This is Logan's last name.

What is Drain?

100

The first president of the United States.

Who is George Washington?

100

This cycling related idiom for "shoulda, coulda, woulda" certainly rhymes better in German.

What is "would have, would have, bicycle chain?"

100

The current president of the Federal Republic of Germany.

Who is (Frank Walter) Steinmeier?

100

The letter that starts the names of a central part of Wuppertal, the country home to the Pyramids, the third longest river in Germany, and the tallest mountain in the world.

What is (the letter) E?

(Elberfeld, Egypt, Elbe, Everest)

200

This is how old Logan is.

What is 23?

200

It is the most populous city in the United States of America.

What is New York City?

200

This phrase has less to do with spiders and more to do with being surprised.

What is "I think I spider?"

200

The correct definite article to proceed Fenster.

What is das (Fenster)?

200

The letter that starts the names of one of Wuppertal's southern neighbours, the largest country in the world, the river that flows through Düsseldorf and Cologne, and the common name for dried grapes.

What is (the letter) R?

(Remscheid, Russia, Rhein, Raisins)

300

This is where Logan went to college.

What is (Portland) Oregon?

300

The president who some wrongly say claimed to be a jelly donut while visiting Berlin.

Who is John F Kennedy?

300

This German equivalent of "when pigs fly" is about pigs showcasing a different, distinctly non-porcine ability.

What is "I think my pig whistles?"

300

The first person Präteritum form of Werfen.

What is (ich) warf?

300

The letter that starts the names of the capital of Rheinland-Pfalz, an island nation off the coast of Africa, the longest river in the USA, and the first Kanzlerin of Germany.

What is (the letter) M?

(Mainz, Madagascar/Mauritius, Mississippi, Merkel)

400

This is the city where Logan grew up.

What is Norco, California

400

The name of the US National Anthem.

What is the Star Spangled Banner?

400

In English, life may not be a bed of roses, but it's also certainly not this home of diminutive horses used in the German version of that expression.

What is a pony farm?

400

The name of the upper house of the German Parliament.

What is the Bundesrat?

400

The letter that starts the names of the capital of Armenia, the southernmost country on the Arabian Peninsula, the longest river in China, and the first National Park in the USA. 

What is (the letter) Y?

(Yerevan, Yemen, Yangtze, Yellowstone)

750

This is Logan's Birthday.

What is February 20th?

750

The number of seats in the US House of Representatives.

What is 435?

750

This phrase was used to describe rapper Ski Aggu's English ability in the 2025 song "Germany" by Ski Aggu and Ikkimel.

What is "not the yellow from the egg?"

750

This meat related law from Mecklenburg Vorpommern is considered by some to be the longest word in the German language.

What is the Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz?

750

The letter that starts the names of a district of Berlin south of Charlottenburg, not a single country in the world, the river that bisects Portland, Oregon, and the state Logan's grandma was born in.

What is (the letter) W?

(Wilmersdorf, Willamette, Wisconsin)

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