Teller Tales
Members use this machine to make transactions
What is the ATM?
This coin features Abraham Lincoln
What is the penny?
The first question IT asks no matter what the problem is
What is “Did you try restarting it?”
Despite the sophisticated modern fraud detection algorithms, this remains the most common way to lose your life savings
(fast track romance)
What is sweetheart scam?
This is a state that a certain manager travels to often
What is Colorado?
Members always appear shocked when this is required for a transaction.
What is asking for an ID?
The U.S Mint first produced pennies in this century.
What is the 18th Century?
This vital system often goes down during work hours
Who is MARGO?
MSOs ask for these approximately 47 times before finally receiving a blurry screenshot
What is a paystub?
This is the number of children the branch manager has?
What is 3?
This is the historical figure who announces transit returns
Who is Paul Revere?
This phrase means someone is being extremely cheap
What is penny pinching?
Members forget this immediately after resetting it
What is their password?
This 3-digit number somehow controls people's happiness levels during loan applications.
What is a credit score?
This is the color car all managers drive
What is white?
Members strategically manage cash transactions to avoid this from being filed
What is a CTR?
Pennies made before 1982 contain a higher amount of this metal
What is copper?
These are the names of our IT people
Who is Jamie and Jerry?
This is a specific office supply that must be physically chained, glued or bolted to front desk counter
What is a pen?
This 4 letter word is the cause of stress
What is BORA?
This machine acts like background noise due to its frequent use
What is the CoinStar machine?
The phrase “a penny saved is a penny earned” was famously said by this founding father.
Who is Benjamin Franklin?
This is the response support gives when an issue arises
What is we have all available resources working on resolving this issue?
These are the names of the Spanish speakers
Who are Oliva, Dianna, Saraí, and Jenny
This manager was in a pageant