Space
This planet has the hottest surface temperature of all the planets in our solar system... averaging a whopping 872 degrees Fahrenheit, according to NASA.
Venus
September 10, 2025
Charlie Kirk
"The King of Pop." Need we say more?
Michael Jackson
Standing at a monstrous 6 feet 11 inches, this man, "The Big Unit," was not only most noted for his nickname, but maybe also winning four consecutive Cy Young awards from 1999-2002.
Randy Johnson
"Do the roar!"
Shrek Forever After
93 million miles, or the distance from our planet to the sun, translates to one of this unit of measurement.
Astronomical Unit
This pop star was accused of going B-A-N-A-N-A-S by her fans, primarily due to her public appraisal of a Tucker Carlson interview with some stupid white guy who was starring in some dumb Christian "film" bullshit. Hmm, her marriage to Blake Shelton also raises some eyebrows.
Gwen Stefani
He was a father figure to so many of us, and won the Grammy Award for Album of the Year in 1987 with his breakout solo album "Faith"
George Michael
This future NBA hall of famer, often regarded as one of the toughest players to guard of all time, was called out for investing in the drone company Skydio, who sends their tech to the IDF.
Kevin Durant
"You can shine no matter what you're made of!"
Robots
Alpha Centauri
This sitcom star who broke out in the late 80s began going down a far right wing rabbit hole so badly that the writers of her breakthrough show killed her title character off when the spinoff "The Conners" began in 2018.
Roseanne Barr
The "Queen of Disco," she everyone on the dance floor with chart topping hits like "Hot Stuff" and "She Works Hard For The Money"
Donna Summer
This Pirates ace said that while competing for Team USA in the 2026 World Baseball Classic wasn't serving in the military, it was "definitely a close second."
Paul Skenes
"You like Men at Work?"
"Which man?"
"Men at Work."
"Well, where do they work?"
"No, they don't, they're a music group."
"Well, what do they call themselves?"
"Oh no! What about the Police?"
"What about 'em?"
"You ever heard them?"
"No, but I seen them."
"Where, in concert?"
"No, behind you."
Footloose
NASA launched the largest telescope in space on Christmas day 2021, and it is named after this man who was the second administrator of NASA from 1961-1968.
James Webb
Nicknamed "The Great One" he attended a victory party following the 2024 election, and even joked with the president, saying "Am I going to run for Prime Minister [of Canada] or Governor, you tell me."
Wayne Gretzky
This soul legend got us up offa that thing and on the good foot, making us move and driving our funky soul with an endless catalogue of groovy classics.
James Brown
At only 22 years old, her tennis accolades already include a 2023 US Open title, a 2025 French Open title, and 11 singles titles, to name a few.
Coco Gauff
"You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital."
"A hospital? What is it?"
"It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."
Airplane!
The brightest phenomenon in our universe is known as this, an extremely luminous active galactic nucleus.
Quasar
He is caught up in the middle of a serious welfare fraud case in Mississippi, alleged to be involved in redirecting around $77 million in federal Temporary Assistance for Needy Families to wealthy individuals.
Brett Favre
Dubbed "The Queen of Rock and Roll," she was simply the best.
Tina Turner
This American Track and Field athlete won three gold medals at the 2024 Paris Olympics, in the individual 200 meter, the 4 x 100 m relay, and the 4 x 400 m relay. She casually has a master of public health degree in epidemiology as well.
Gabby Thomas
"Karen, baby, I haven't felt this giddy since the day you agreed to be my wife!"
"I never agreed."
The SpongeBob Squarepants Movie