Childhood
This dish, often mistakenly assumed to have been named after an ancient emperor, was Chris' favorite food in Childhood
What is Caesar salad?
Chris had a business venture in middle school selling modified controllers for this gaming console
What is the Xbox 360?
Balls
What is Chris's cats name
What are his balls?
The longest Chris was grounded in high school was because of this infraction
What is failing a drug test at school?
This item, associated with vacations, is the most abundant article of clothing in my brother's wardrobe
What is a Hawaiian shirt?
After as a young boy he learned girls liked funny guys, this profession became Chris' new dream career
What is a clown?
My brother first earned this nickname after blacking out and denting someone's car with his head
Rhino
Chris and Robel were on a tab of acid in Mexico when this major world event first began to spiral into a crisis
What is the Covid pandemic?
My brother began avoiding a girl on campus after she did this while fellating him after a frat party
What is throwing up on his lap?
Chris' first blackout happened in this grade
What is eighth?
My brother began avoiding a girl on campus after she did this while fellating him after a frat party
What is throwing up on his lap?
It was in this grade that Chris grabbed his teacher's breast
What is Pre-K?
This was the person sitting in the backseat, while, during his first blackout, Chris loudly told my Dad, "I made out with Roland's girlfriend. Don't tell him."
Who is Roland?
Chris, after attending an all boys high school, struggled with regulating this bodily function when he first came to college and adapted to co-ed life
What is holding in your farts?