Bible Books
What book of the Bible Come after Hosea and before Amos?
Joel
four pals try to crowd surf to get close to Jesus but realize that there is no room in the in, so they decide the logical response is to lower a sick guy through a hole in someone's roof. The sick guy gets healed, everyone leaves, and presumably somebody has to explain to the homeowner why his ceiling now has a patient-sized skylight.
Lowering Man through roof
Which country has won the most FIFA World Cups?
Brazil
Who fell off the platform while preaching, cut their eye, and continued preaching after.
Pastor Shaffer
What mammal lays eggs?
Platypus/Echidna
What book in the New Testament is written directly to Jewish believers.
Hebrews
A guy is peacefully doing his job when a burning shrub decides to become a talking motivational speaker. It gives him a massive assignment involving an angry king, an entire oppressed population, and several miracles.
Moses and the Burning Bush
How many players from each team are on the field at the start of a standard soccer match?
11
I almost fell off of the rim of the Grand Canyon.
Mrs. Vicki
What animal has the strongest bite force of any living animal?
Saltwater Crocodile
Haggai
A prophet is minding his own business when a bunch of teenagers decide to make fun of him. He apparently responds by summoning two bears to handle the situation.
Elisha and the She Bears
How many innings are in a major league baseball game?
9
This staff member has purchased 32 vehicles in their lifetime.
Pastor Shaffer
What animal can regenerate lost arms and sometimes regrow an entire body from part of itself?
Sea Star/Star Fish
What book of the Bible focuses on building and leadership?
Nehemiah
A woman decides that the best way to resolve a national crisis is to invite the nation's most powerful man to dinner multiple times while keeping a massive secret. She then waits until everyone is comfortable, dramatically reveals the secret, and causes the downfall of an entire evil government employee because apparently brunch was the weapon of choice.
Esther saving the Jews
What team drafted Peyton Manning first overall in 1998?
Indianapolis Colts
I worked at the hospital my spouse was born in.
Pastor Josh
What animal has fingerprints so similar to humans that they can potentially confuse investigators?
Koalas
How many books in the Bible have a 1, 2, or 3 in the title?
17
A man is minding his own business when his donkey suddenly decides that continuing forward is absolutely not happening. The man gets increasingly angry with the donkey, apparently unaware that the donkey has noticed a supernatural threat that the man himself cannot see. Eventually, the donkey starts talking, which somehow becomes the least weird part of the situation.
Balaam and the Donkey
In golf, what is the term for scoring three strokes under par on a single hole?
Albatros (double eagle)
I used to chauffeur in college.
Pastor Josh
What animal cannot jump?
Elephants