"Unable to read or write", which seems unlikely right now
What is illiterate?
This sport will make its Olympic debut at the 2028 Summer Games; ball carriers are "tackled" without contact
What is Flag Football?
In this song Drake summons a higher power to tell a paramour he only loves his "bed & my Momma, I'm sorry"
What is "God's Plan"?
Your signature, or a president of the Continental Congress
Who is John Hancock?
Visiting one of these 3-letter dry gardens also called karesansui; you can feel your state of mind relaxing
What is zen?
"The person appointed by a testator (regarding their) will...to see its provisions carried into effect after their death"
What is an executer?
This dessert usually has cream cheese frosting & the namesake ingredient is grated; including raisins or pineapple is very polarizing
What is carrot cake?
This potent potably "laid back" bop by Snoop D-O Double G includes the line "with my mind on my money & my money on my mind
What is "Gin and Juice"?
It can mean to remove built-in limitations from an electronic device as well as an escape from the slammer
What is jailbreak?
Snowboarding, maybe in Jackson Hole in this state where the views are awesome
What is Wyoming?
"A person who is 70 or more but less than 80 years old"
What is a septuagenarian?
It's the practice of doing just the basics at work without actually resigning
What is quiet quitting?
According to Cyndi Lauper's producer, Ms. Lauper initially didn't want to sing this song because it was written by a man
What is "Girls Just Want to Have Fun"?
Idiomatic moment at which a creative endeavor like a TV show starts to decline in quality
What is jumping the shark?
Playing this game that you can enjoy on the lawn; it evolved from a French one called paille-maille
What is croquet?
"The young of an animal of the horse family... compare colt, filly"
What is a foal?
On Christmas Day in 1997, it was Rodman to Kukoc, who made a great catch & one of these buckets with 1.1 seconds left on the clock
What is a buzzer beater?
The Beach Boys sang of a woman "giving me excitations" in this song
What is "Good Vibrations"?
Moveable lever to control your efforts in "God of War"
What is a joystick?
Seeing a NASCAR race; we're gonna head out to this Alabama superspeedway
What is Talladega?
"One who speaks or writes many languages... multilingual"
What is polyglot?
A toy disk that was a precursor to the Frisbee had this planetary name & boasted, "it flies" & "a scale model flying saucer"
What is the Pluto platter?
This Paul Simon track begins, "The Mississippi Delta was shining like a national guitar"
What is "Graceland"?
Down Under word for a sheep, mate
What is a jumbuck?
A picnic in Rome, perhaps at this villa named for an Italian family that boasted Pope Paul V as a member
What is the Villa Borghese?