Can you have pun?
A pun with the word: Ketchup
Let's ketchup later!
If you have a brain freeze what's the proven most effective way to stop it.
press your tongue to the roof of your mouth this quickly warms the blood vessels and stops the brain freeze.
When entering a holy site in Italy you should_________________________
Cover your shoulders and knees.
What does SYSK stand for?
Stuff You Should Know.
What do you call a pig with no legs?
Low fat
A pun with the word: Donut
Donut give up!
When burned you should run _______________ water
Luke warm water over it. ice or butter traps heat and damages the tissue.
If a local offers you something like a treat you______________________________
accept in graciously, rejecting local hospitality can sometimes be seen as rude or dismissive.
What does SCUBA stand for
Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus.
What happens to misbehaving astronauts?
There grounded!
A pun with the word: Berry
Thank you berry much!
Well in a skid in a motorized vehicle you should do what?
you must ease off the gas and steer smoothly in the direction. slamming your breaks will make the skid worse.
Well drinking coffee you should stand at the bar. Why?
Because sitting at a table is more expensive because you must pay a servizio (a service fee)
What does GOK mean?
God Only Knows (Frequently written on internal hospital charts for mystery diagnoses)
What kind of music do balloons hate?
Pop!
A pun with the word: Egg
That is egg-cellent!
How to you know if an egg is fresh?
A old egg will float in water because it's full of air, a fresh one will sink.
In Greece were does toilet paper go?
Into the bin provided, this applies to all buildings because the pipes are to narrow.
What does ESPN mean?
Entertainment and Sports Programming Network.
What do you call a teenager coming down a mountain?
Broskis!
A pun with the word: Electricians
Electricians find current events shocking!
What's the difference between http:// and https://?
the s in https:// means secure and is encrypted, an http:// exposes your data to snooping.
What is the offensive Moutza gesture look like?
Never extend your arm and flash an open palm with splayed fingers directly towards an onlooker, this is offensive (Like the middle finger) so use a closed fist or have your palm facing you well you wave.
What does SOS mean?
Absolutely nothing! Believe it or not it does not mean save or ship OR save or soul it was picked because it's easy to send in morse code.
What happens when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A minor B-flat!