RIDDLES
What do the letter "t" and an island have in common?
They're both in the middle of water
Champagne is a sparkling wine that originates from this country
FRANCE
What is the third sign of the zodiac?
GEMINI
"You're going to need a bigger boat"
JAWS
Insubordinate.... and
CHURLISH
Every night I'm told what to do, and each morning I do what I'm told. But I still don't escape your scold. What am I?
An Alarm Clock
Bourbon whiskey must be made with at least 51% of this grain
CORN
Name the three primary colors?
RED, YELLOW AND BLUE
"When do I get my own flashy, little memory messer upper thing?"
Men in Black
Sloppy seconds.. at least. Keith she sounds wonderful..
SHUT UP MOOOOOM! SILENCE FROM YOU.. YOU'RE CUT OFF.. FROM TALKING!
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
Seven
This high-end Japanese beef is known for its extreme marbling and tenderness
WAGYU
Who in Hollywood is known as "The voice of god"?
MORGAN FREEMAN
"Are you crying? "There's no crying in baseball!"
A League of their own
With great power comes ...
GREAT RESPONSITRILLIGENCE
It belongs to you, but your friends use it more. What is it?
Your Name
The French cooking term means to cut vegetables into thin, uniform strips
JULIENNE
Which fruit floats in water because it's 25% air?
AN APPLE
"Good morning! Oh, and in case I don't see you, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!"
The Truman Show
Theres a ELEFANTE in the room, you know I want to talk abooooout it...SI I had a problem.. IT WAS BAAAD..at my lowest point.. I would sneak into a horses stable.. when you find yourself at 1:00AM in the morning....
WITH YOUR HAND IN THE AIR.. AND THE HORSES FACE IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE.. THATS WHEN YOU KNOW ITS BAD
What five letter word typed in all capital letters can be read the same upside down?
SWIMS
This Italian cheese is often called the "King of Cheeses"
PARMIGIANO-REGGIANO
Name the most remote place in the world, this is the furthest spot from any land on Earth
POINT NEMO
"I do wish we could chat longer, but... I'm having an old friend for dinner."
Silence of the Lambs
This person pretends to be straight but he's really gay..
ME!