STUPID ANSWERS
BRINGING HOME THE BACON
BEFORE I WAS ELECTED
BASEBALL IN THE '60S
FOREIGN ANIMAL NOISES
100

THIS LARGE SWISS CITY IS ON THE WESTERN END OF LAKE GENEVA

WHAT IS GENEVA

100

SERVED HOT OR COLD, THIS "EUROPEAN" STYLE OF POTATO SALAS IS MADE WITH VINEGAR AND BACON

WHAT IS GERMAN

100

A REGULAR ROCKET SCIENTIST, U.S REPRESENTATIVE RUSH HOLT OF THIS "GARDEN STATE" WAS A NUCLEAR PHYSICIST

WHAT IS NEW JERSEY

100

THIS BRAVES SLUGGER HIT 375 OF HIS 755 HOME RUNS IN THE 1960S

WHO IS HANK AARON

100

TO THE GERMANS AND VIETNAMESE, THESE SAY WAU WAU WHEN CHASING A POSTMAN OR CAT

WHAT IS DOG

200

SURELY YOU KNOW OF THIS WAS THE FIRST NAME OF AUTHOR EVELYN WAUGH'S FIRST WIFE

WHAT IS EVELYN

200

SPAGHETTI A LA THIS HAS A SAUCE MADE WITH EGGS, CREAM, PARMESAN CHEESE, AND ITALIAN BACON

WHAT IS CARBONARA

200

CONGRESSMAN TOM OSBORNE USED TO COACH A LITTLE FOOTBALL AT THIS BIG 12 SCHOOL, 255-49-3

WHAT IS NEBRASKA

200

ON MAY 8, 1968 THIS "FISHY" OAKLAND AS PITCHER THREW THE ONLY A.L PERFECT GAME OF THE 1960S

WHO IS CATFISH HUNTER

200

IT WILL WAKE YOU UP WITH KONEKOKKO IN JAPAN AND KYKELIKY IN NORWAY

WHAT IS A ROOSTER

300

IN 2004 PUBLISHER DAVID CAREY ANNOUNCED THAT MORE CALIFORNIANS THAN NEW YORKERS SUBSCRIBED TO THIS MAGAZINE

WHAT IS THE NEW YORKER

300

OUI! THIS THICK, ROUND CUT OF LEAN BEEF TENDERLOINS IS POPULARLY SERVED WITH A BACON STRIP WRAP AROUND IT

WHAT IS FILET MIGNON

300

DON'T "PROCRASTINATE"; TELL US THE NAME OF THIS HOUSE MAJORITY LEADER AND EX-EXTERMINATOR FROM HOUSTON

WHO IS TOM DELAY

300

IN 1968 THIS CINCINNATI REDS PLAYER BECAME THE FIRST CATCHER EVER NAMED ROOKIE OF THE YEAR

WHO IS JOHNNY BENCH

300

ALBANIAN ONES SAY HUNK HUNK; MAYBE IT'S THE SMELL THAT MAKE FRENCH ONES SAY GROIN GROIN WHILE TRUFFLE HUNTING

WHAT IS PIGS

400

NOW NAMED FOR JAMES BRADY, THIS ROOM IN THE WHITE HOUSE IS WHERE THE BRIEFING OF THE PRESS TAKES PLACE

WHAT IS THE BRIEFING ROOM

400

NAMED FOR A FRENCH REGION IT'S A BRUNCH DISH OF EGGS, CRUMBLED BACON AND OFTEN SWISS CHEESE IN A PASTRY SHELL

WHAT IS QUICHE LORRAINE

400

CONGRESSMAN DON YOUNG OF THIS STATE CAN LIST "FORT YUKON RIVERBOAT CAPTAIN" ON HIS RESUME

WHAT IS ALASKA

400

THIS ST LOUIS CARDINALS PITCHER WAS NAMED MVP OF 1964 AND 1967 WORLD SERIES

WHO IS BOB GIBSON

400

IN ARGENTINA THEY BERP; SWEDISH ONES KVACK WHILE HOPPING

WHAT IS FROGS

500

IN 2004 WHISTLING STRAITS IN WISCONSIN HOSTED THIS PGA CHAMPIONSHIP

WHAT IS THE PGA CHAMPIONSHIP

500

WRAP BACON AROUND A WATER CHESTNUT AND A PIECE OF CHICKEN LIVER AND YOU'VE GOT TIS ASIAN-STYLE APPETIZER

WHAT IS RUMAKI

500

SENATOR LINCOLN CHAFEE OF THIS NEW ENGLAND STATE SPENT 7 YEARS AS A BLACKSMITH AT RACETRACKS IN THE U.S AND CANADA

WHAT IS RHODE ISLAND

500

IN 1967 THIS RED SOX OUTFIELDER BECAME THE LAST MAJOR LEAGUER TO WIN HITTING'S TRIPLE CROWN

WHO IS YASTRZEMSKI

500

THEY SAY PIV WHILE STEALING HAVARTI AND SQUITT SQUITT IF THEY GET INTO THE PROVOLONE

WHAT IS MICE

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