Anti-"M"askers
They Say it in Lorain
Which Vet?
People from Streetsboro
Victorias from SAC
100

Mike Parson, the governor of this Midwestern state, and his wife got COVID after complaining that "we don't need the government telling us to wear a dang mask."

What is Missouri? 

100

A large, fly-like bug that gathers along the lakefront in late May and June... named for our northern neighbor.

What is a Canadian soldier? 

100

"Hey Pam, don't recommend them" was a common phrase at VRC about this vet in Solon.

What is Woodland Animal Hospital? 

100

Cheryl, who had fake orange hair and worked here (which, unlike another job in the same company, did not mess up birding) lived in Streetsboro. 

What is KinderCare Macedonia? 

100
Victoria Diaz (Esperenza's mom) complained when her employee Chad went to Pat Catan's in North Ridgeville with the vendor card instead of this one- the only one with a guarantee it'd go through at.

What is Bedford?

200

This town in Geauga County has a lot of Amish and "English" anti-maskers.

What is Middlefield? 

200

(chiefly S. Lorain) to mess around or fumble with something. 

What is "futch?" 

200
With the help of a burlap bag, this Lorain-area vet knew how to handle difficult cats.

What is Pet Med? 

200

Hanna Kyrsiak from Laurel, an immigrant from this country married to an American, also lived in Streetsboro.

What is South Africa? 

200

Victoria (Vickie) Rosemond surprisingly did not call off on your last day at Fernway (May 22, 2015), but these two staff members did. 

Who are Janie and Pam (Cuba?)

300

The mask situation is worse in this "M" city along the Ohio River, just across from W.Va.

What is Marietta? 

300

Rarely heard outside Cleveland and Lorain, this is a part of your front yard where trash sometimes goes. 

What is your tree lawn? 

300

The vet clinic in this Connecticut city bungled a cat catheterization surgery and charged the owner a mere $100.

What is West Haven?

300
Some "teachers" from the learning center in this town- north of Streetsboro on 43- lived in Streetsboro.

What is Aurora? 

300

Victoria Diaz was always getting this because of her commute from Middlefield to Shaker, almost an hour, if not more, each way. 

What is gas?

400

A store near this "M" town in Holmes County had a sign "Careful: we are not wearing masks."

What is Millersburg? 

400
Not a uniquely Lorain term, but common in former factory towns. The period in summer (usually 2 weeks in July) where Ford workers had off due to the production changing to new models. 

What is Changeover? 

400

Dr. Williams at this vet put up a sign- Attention! We may need to see your pet before you pick up medicine you called in.

What is Companion?

400

After moving with her family from Possum Branch, WV, but before she came to Middlefield, Ohio, and met Esperenza, she lived in Streetsboro. 

Who is Rachel? 

400

Vickie Rosemond worked at this tobacco company before SAC.

What is RJ Reynolds?

500

This QAnon-believing congresswoman (R-GA) believes masks are the work of the devil, a belief shared by Jim Jordan and Paul Gosar.

Who is Marjorie Taylor Greene?

500
Used by, but not likely invented by, Primo Ortiz in the 1980s, Lorain County Community College in nearby Elyria was nicknamed this.

What is Last Chance College? 

500

This vet in Brookpark told Rover, "we'll be right with you" repeatedly for 4 hours.

What is MedVet? 

500

The women in Streetsboro look less this, which, to me, means they look better.

What is fake? 

500

Victoria Diaz fired this staff member (Lomond) after she got into a fight with Darrel Warren. 

Who is Mrs. Williams? 

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